YouTube home Comedy Week on YouTube
Upload

Brave Little Toaster - Worthless

tobar1p tobar1p·80 videos
704
815,925
Like     Dislike 56

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to like tobar1p's video.

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to dislike tobar1p's video.

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to add tobar1p's video to your playlist.

Uploaded on May 28, 2006

One of my favorite songs from the Brave Little Toaster.

I can't take this kinda pressure
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long

Worthless...

I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started!
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone

Worthless!
And there ain't nothing you can do about it
Worthless!
Pardon me while I panic!
Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks out of Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo

Worthless...

I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did
And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of sight out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

Once took a Texan to a wedding
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned

Worthless...

Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns there were weenies
Fellini, just couldn't forget

Pico, lets go up to Zuma
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway

I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a hope
He was happy until I heard him say
"You're worthless"

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

The interactive transcript could not be loaded.

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

Ratings have been disabled for this video.
Rating is available when the video has been rented.
This feature is not available right now. Please try again later.

Top Comments

  • orlandoboi258

    This should have been the ending to Cars 2

    · 82

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate orlandoboi258's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate orlandoboi258's comment.
  • qcumbers23

    Well, these are sentient cars. We empathize with other sentient beings. It's just our nature to do so.

    · 49

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate qcumbers23's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate qcumbers23's comment.
    in reply to Taylor Williams (Show the comment)

All Comments (2,661)

Sign in now to post a comment!
  • Soviet7799

    The movie that spawned a generation of hoarders.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Soviet7799's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Soviet7799's comment.
  • RobotEJones

    Greatest fucking scene ever put in an animated movie.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RobotEJones's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RobotEJones's comment.
  • NaiTaiDai

    If "B-Movie" is delightfully spooky and "Cutting Edge" is about self-praise...this is genuinely about depression. Agreed?

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate NaiTaiDai's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate NaiTaiDai's comment.
  • Daytona426x

    No one would, that's the beauty of the real one

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Daytona426x's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Daytona426x's comment.
    in reply to RandomCarGuy17 . (Show the comment)
  • Daytona426x

    You must drive a Prius then

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Daytona426x's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate Daytona426x's comment.
    in reply to Taylor Williams (Show the comment)
  • DinosaurFan88

    I like the idea that the TV is personified by a guy in the screen rather than the appliance itself being sentient.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate DinosaurFan88's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate DinosaurFan88's comment.
  • RandomCarGuy17 .

    2:32, sorry for the typo.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RandomCarGuy17 .'s comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RandomCarGuy17 .'s comment.
    in reply to RandomCarGuy17 . (Show the comment)
  • RandomCarGuy17 .

    wait a minute. At 2:52, who would let a classic C2 Chevrolet Corvette be crushed?

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RandomCarGuy17 .'s comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate RandomCarGuy17 .'s comment.
  • CHad boerth-dryden

    indy 500 is impressed

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate CHad boerth-dryden's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate CHad boerth-dryden's comment.
    in reply to wikiporno2 (Show the comment)
  • safetypickle22

    There are two ways the old truck could have killed himself. One way is that he saw the magnet and realized his life was over no matter what he did. The other way is that he didnt see the magnet and he just couldnt stand the tention of who the magnet was going to choose next.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate safetypickle22's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate safetypickle22's comment.
  • Loading comment...
Loading...
Loading...
Working...
Sign in to add this to Watch Later