Jesus Vs. Norris

Jesus Vs. Norris

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jesus
• Vs.
• Norris

[windboyx]

last time chuck norris farted haiti happened

[laktoslaxen]

this made as much seans as the HP movies, in real life Chuck would tear out Jesus spine

[DFxWoLvEz]

If there was no jesus there would be no chuck norris...

[lalogallegos]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u jesus no good

[mrblackop11]

anyone notice that the place there at is the outside of kino der toten

[gooders1002]

Everybody know Chuck Norris would have hit Jesus with his third fist then roundhouse kicked his ass back up to heaven, only Mr T can fight Chuck Norris and have stalemate

[therealhiphopisalive]

0:35 jesus indvented flipflops

[laktoslaxen]

@900transformers I rly think he would, sry but reality is sometimes hard to face

[900transformers]

@laktoslaxen CHUCK WOULD NOT TEAR OUT JESUSES SPINE U BASTERD FUCK U

[laktoslaxen]

@900transformers First of all it's hard to tell what you mean since the grammar is rly bad. Secondly of course we would not be here, tbh i think we would be around 500 years into the future in terms of science. I don't say Jesus or christianity is bad for the modern society, what im saying is that during the dark ages the church halted society's evolution. Thirdly Chuck would still tear Jesus spine out.

[900transformers]

@laktoslaxen OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST WITHOUT HIM WE ALL WOULNDLT BE HERE AND U THINK *SAYS IN CRAZY TONE*FUCKNG CHUCK NORRIS FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE CHUCK NORRIS

[shyheim333]

there is only one person powerful enough to fight chuck norris

and that person is.......Old Spice Guy