Something Weird Honey Britches

"Harlot! Woman o' evil! You shall be punished for your whorin' ways!" screams big ol Harlon (GEORGE ELLIS) to the sexy black hooker he's selling his moonshine to (!) in the opening few minutes of Honey Britches, one of our favorite redneck movies from one of our favorite drive-in hucksters, ex-Spook-Show magician DONN DAVISON. Shot in Alpharetta, Georgia, Honey Britches was Donn's follow-up to his earlier Moonshiner's Woman (1968), and though Honey Britches has a bigger budget and sports a much slicker technical polish, none of that gets in the way of the hillbilly bliss achieved by watching some of the dumbest characters on the face of the earth run around killing each other. After spouting Biblical dribble to the above-mentioned ho, Harlon returns to his wretched little clapboard cabin to find that Reba Sue, his just-bought bride of only four days ("Class-A stuff in anybody's book!"), has houseguests: aggressive stud Kirk and his galpal Karen, and British fop Philip and girlfriend Suzanne -- a big-breasted giantess (and "most magnificent creature") that steals every scene she's in. Claiming to have suffered car trouble, the quartet are actually jewel thieves, hauling a suitcase of stolen gems from New York to Florida, who hope to elude the police by hiding out with some "stupid hillbillies." - Something Weird

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[hamtrak]

Could this trailer have lasted a little longer? I think they showed the whole movie!

[bulltexan1]

At 3:19,,,sex,,,bacon,,,sex,,,bac­on.

[donniedarkodevotte]

0:59 POV shot of a vagina.

[Buckeyecat2002]

1:00-"A lush cushion of desire." That tight-ass sista,' in the orange sherbert dress, looks just like Silvia Robinson, that sang "Pillow Talk," back in the day.

[glasscitadel12]

drive-in craziness!

[MahMahAfro3000]

I like to imagine the narrator talks like this all the time... crazy.

[fastfingers0]

LOL who came here thinking the title said "Horny Bitches"? hahahahaha

[crusty21]

Just shower after watching this and your good as new.

[superstrangevideo]

@kadry1976 A naive observation. Yeah and like today in the 21st century you think no one is stoned?? Shit I know about 10 losers (no I am not one of them) who are not only stoned every day, but they are on SSI and use that money to buy more pot and booze. Yeah, we definitely improved over the decades huh?

[boardskins]

i smell sex and... bacon?

[GialloHorror]

LMAO! I love SomethingWeird! I could watch these trailers all day. Fucking hilarious!

"Black, is just another word for woman" Christ man, that's deep!