Food Bummer

NOT FOR YOUNG CHILDREN OR IMMATURE ADULTS!

Captain puts food in perspective for the holidays. See http://captainbummer.com/ep5 for transcript.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• food
• diets
• malnutrition
• holidays
• Halloween
• Thanksgiving
• Christmas
• New Years
• butt crack
• fat
• skinny
• parody
• satire
• captain bummer
• captainbummer

[raulmorcos]

For a guy that complains about life and miss fortune, you have a very nice play room full of expensive toys!!!

[captainbummer]

@raulmorcos Um ... yeah ... well ... uh ... you noticed that, huh ... hey look over there [pointing randomly] ... I could swear I saw Elvis ...

[raulmorcos]

@captainbummer

I would like to know if you have a archenemy? If so what His or Her name??

[captainbummer]

@raulmorcos I'm glad you asked! I use my bummer powers against several villains, but my evil counter-part is Falsetto Hope. He will make a brief appearance in ep7.

[prealpha]

Are you sure about pirates and scurvy? Seems like if you were stuck for an extended period on a boat full of pirates, you'd end up getting plenty of C whether you wanted it or not.

[captainbummer]

@prealpha Human beings don't get vitamin C from the sun, but it's a common misconception Mr. Alpha, so U R Xused. Unlike most animals, we can't synthesize C and can only get it from ingestion [pout].

[Mocadinha69]

who else got scared watching this video? O.o

[Stratery]

Ok, now I know how is a immature adult...its a complete fuckin moron. Get a job please.

[acousticsinger69]

i fucking hate you, and i hate myself for clicking on your absolutely fucking retarded video

[calgrimable]

i'm shitting myself

[iRaeppz129]

lots and lots of up your ass xD

[dave219021]

G.a.y. 

[alkoreah]

the first 2 minutes was so funny hahahahhahah

[wilhelml]

Well I like the name CaptainBummer.. and the cloak is classy!

[xConmystrox]

this is fucking weird.

[TheF86Sabre]

buttslam rodeo assclown