Chris Smith - The Ruddyman

Great satirical song on Kevin Rudd's Prime Ministership by MTR and 2GB Radio's Chris Smith.

Lyrics:
Who can fix your mortgage?
Broadband too?
Big fat cheque for me,
And a big fat cheque for you.
Ruddyman

Yes, the Ruddyman can
Ruddyman can 'cause he mixes it with spin
And makes the world taste good.

Who can give you medicare?
Who can save the poor?
Who can take your super,
And make it into law?
Ruddyman

Yes, the Ruddyman can
Ruddyman can 'cause he mixes it with spin
And makes the world taste good.

Who can take tomorrow,
Spend it all today?
Who can take your income,
And take it all away?
Ruddyman

Yes, the Ruddyman can
Ruddyman can 'cause he mixes it with spin
And makes the world taste good.

Ruddyman takes
Every speech he makes
Gives it a great deal of thinkin
And when Therese Rudd is winkin
He runs it by Paul Keatin

Who can buy a corgi,
And give it to the Queen?

Who can take the economy
And turn it into green?
Ruddyman

Yes, the Ruddyman can
Ruddyman can 'cause he mixes it with spin
And makes the world taste good.

http://www.2gb.com/index.php?option=com_homepage&id=5&Itemid=48

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• chris
• smith
• 2gb
• mtr
• radio
• kevin
• rudd
• australian
• prime
• minister
• labor
• party
• ruddyman
• can

[attilamerryweather]

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Goddamn.

[yellingelk]

Chris Smith needs a good punch in the face. He's a slimy little creature that pisses it up, becomes a boastful leering loudmouth who likes to fondle women, because he thinks he can! An insidious little man if ever there was one.

[DAYD111]

The beats is pretty catchy lol