Diarrhea Detective THEME SONG Starring Simon Rex

The theme song from the classic noir pilot, "DIARRHEA DETECTIVE," starring Simon Rex, Natasha Leggero and Kerri Kenney. Music and Lyrics by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan.

Created by Jordan Rubin, Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan

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Lyrics:
An air of suspense,
A smell so intense,
The Diarrhea Detective

He'll dig up the dirt,
His anus will squirt,
The Diarrhea Detective

His underpants are always warm,
His stomach's always aching.
The case comes first, he never rests
Except for when he's making.

He lives by his wit,
He makes liquid shit,
The Diarrhea Detective

He's painting the town
His own shade of brown
The Diarrhea Detective

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Simon Rex
• Diarrhea Detective
• Dirt Nasty
• Kerri Kenney
• Natasha Leggero
• Jon Kaplan
• Al Kaplan
• Jordan Rubin
• Doody
• Shit
• Crap
• Toilet
• Anus
• Comedy
• Noir
• Mystery

[02Tony]

I love this so much that I downloaded it as a mp3 so that I can sing The DIARRHEA DETECTIVE on the move.

[welshfilmbuff]

I've watched this three times in a row now...

I'm still laughing!

[KJaems]

this deserves more views!

[habsfan93]

I cant get this out of my head lol

[Kevtb87]

This is funnier than it has any right to be.

[TheLSK]

Brilliance! That's all I can say...sheer unadulterated billiance!

[kaesekuchenkrieger]

I want more!

[Benno828282]

Brilliant!

[fuckingdopeshit]

this guys straight volger yo,

[melanie23901]

i love this song so just please um wait y did i just say please.um good night america and the diarreha detective.whoooooooo!yah um bye

[santrackjuggalo]

i would drink simon's liquid terds