funny rap I wrote, and called a freestyle! haha

Just bored, this is my escape from the monotony. Let me know what you think. I was tryna focus on comedy.

lyrics:
So I'm on spring break oh eight and I'm broke.
Kickin it like a soccer player cause I can't toke,
Leave me nasty comments I'd love to hear your joke,
Chillin for a minute, think I'll spit a flow.
I'm about to choke here in Daytona Beach,
The air is filthy water that you can't even drink.
Here they suck you dry like blood suckin leach.
Spend my time drunk runnin from the police.
Then I go to class only watchin time pass.
Lookin out the window mind wanders through that glass
Reality: a fat girl just passed gas,
No chance at fornication so I get smashed.
Got whip lash in a car crash.
Driver was drunk smoking too much hash.
Either way I'm in a coffin instead of gettin crunk
Which puts a heavy funk on my big career plans.
I never planned on my body merging with a van.
Like a gymnast handstand gone wrong
My head split open like a butt from a thong.
Now I'm really hungry I could use some ching chong
Knew me better, I'd cook some stir fry in a wok for ya.
Not some crack rock from some sketchy kid on the block
I am just here to say: that I fuck up captain america all day
To wonder woman's dismay.
I'll slap that bitch around and bend her over my way.
Then we'll do it, and call it a full day.
Cause that's how I like to play.
Then you're gonna see me spray with my water gun.
Cause I don't have a real one. So beware of that shit.
You might be squirted in the face. Little bit,
Then ya hit me with your mace and that's it.
I'm out layin face down on the pavement
You don't need to say shit. That's all good. In my hood.
(Went down hill from there so I cut myself off haha)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• funny
• rap
• comedy
• spring
• break
• '08
• hip-hop
• flow
• spittin
• shit
• daytona
• beach
• mtnboardman
• cracker
• rapper
• awkward

[phillygurlondeck]

mane idc wit deez hataz say...u tite dude

[mtnboardman]

thanks and thanks for peepin me

[MsNoobstar]

some nice textst not rlly nice but.. u cant rap no flow .. trhuth man

[mtnboardman]

Thank you for the props on the textst, I'm not sure what that is but I see the word nice there, so it must be positive. Your second phrase is horribly grammatically incorrect unfortunately you lack proper communicable dialect. Ain't that the trhuth.

[CamenTwitch]

is that DRAMA from MTV'S rob & big?

[mtnboardman]

YES! ... What? I don't think so because I don't watch MTV and I certainly haven't been paid to be on TV. As a side note, Rob Dyrdeck is a nasty skater. So is his dog.

[littlejbomb]

just saying you cant rap no offence like semi terrible lyrics and your white but so i am just saying your suck

[OfficialDizastaMusic]

me: omg omg your just like EMINEM!

him: really? :D

me: nope

[chicagocubs18]

Dude people y don't u do a better rap I bet no real artist sings 4 real in videos that rap was sick people just hate

[travenrosi4]

lip singer ur such a wannabe

[HaloGamingFTW]

You can NOT rap, but dem lyrics were tight hoe

[Chamorro7yupps]

Sucks. -_-

[Thug33Life]

ahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahah yo you need to give that shit up you you cant rap and you look like a goof give it up birrd

[matrixfoxtard]

lame but decent lol good work

[Makalakaw]

Hahah that made me laugh ahaha

[bboi100]

what beat is this?

[areallylongUtubename]

not bad