Captain Planet Anti Drug Commercial (WARNING: Very very Gay)

As many of the brilliant commenters have pointed out recently and in the past alike, this video is incredibly GAY. Prepare to see the gayest video ever uploaded to youtube.

I have changed the tags for this clip just so that there is absolutely no confusion with regards to the homosexual nature of my film.

When it was first born, I had hoped it would grow up to be a straight, normal video just like any other but alas, our very own scholars of youtube such as TheGreenLantern01, erfug and even the oh so wise, AignishRiots, have all pointed out the clear flaw in my video's character, its sexuality.

Initially, I was shocked. I couldn't comprehend the allegations of which my video was accused, over 40 separate counts of sodomy. I was in denial, I turned to alcohol and crime to try and escape the pain, escape the truth.

But I could no longer hide from what was so plain, I could live in the caves of my own mind no longer, the truth finally had dawned on me and I accept it fully. I embrace my video's life style entirely and support it 100%.

I just... I just never want to hear about my video getting a BJ from SovietPlum's father or giving lustfordeath's uncle the reach-around during a rainbow party. As long as this is all kept private, I am fine with my video's decision, its life choice.

This is all I have to say on the matter, thank you all for bringing this to my attention and I apologize for my blatant disregard of your intelligent commentary and base-full accusations, that is all.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• gay
• homosexual
• totally gay
• gayest thing you've ever seen
• captain
• planet
• anti-drug
• commercial

[mark28105]

Why did you spell pollution wrong you stupid asshole?

[sisedinats]

@mark28105 same reason you were conceived, it was a mistake :/

[evilmonkeynz]

Dude, where is that line from? Tell them you were too high to save the planet? It's bugging me!

[sisedinats]

@evilmonkeynz When I made this 4 years ago, it was an original line but I'm not going to claim I invented it.

[TheAlceaos]

You sir are win.

[sisedinats]

@TheAlceaos Thank you! If only the other things I did in life were as good as this video's description :D

[beatlemaniac840]

get stoned, captians orders

[diamondtheater88]

That is the greatest video description. 

[diamondtheater88]

wasnt there an episode of captain planet where captain planet had to fight this guy who was giving everybody pills

[yonskii]

The typo makes an otherwise potentially great video a complete fail.

[CyborgTwinkee]

Wow, this sucked ass.

[Firebert]

Holy shit, how can somebody be so stupid to spell it "polution"? Holy fuck.

[redzer06]

that little jap must of called in sick the day of the tsunami

[fffraaankkk]

That was gay with a side of fag.

[MrMattheW66]

Smoke weed everyday :D

[deadbabycasserole]

just delete this video, you're wasting youtube's server space