A Funny Thing Hand Punned on the Way to the Forearm

Some people thumb their noses at puns. This vid is for the wrist of us.

Special thanks to Jackie Johnson, Aaron Wise and Matt Barats!

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And now, a poem for Ashtar94, the winner of our pun detection contest...


ASHTAR94: LORD OF PUNS
 
Part One: The Birth of a Legend

The kingdom long suffered beneath Zirpun's rule
His methods were cruel and his subjects ate gruel
Yet prophecy told of a Child whose wordplay
Were matched by no mortal, Zirpun would He slay
And yea that day came precisely nine months
After five Chuck Norrises mated at once
The Child was birthed literate, as foretold in lore
And chose His own birth name-- Ashtar94
 
Part Two: In Fulfillment of the Prophecies
 
Before unleashing His punning barrage
He honed His skills quickly via training montage
Soon He was vocubularily vast
And His mentor deemed Ashtar up to the task
Ashtar then struggled internally and
Profoundly conversed with the ghost of His dad
He worked it all out and made plans for His quest
And with His love interest, gratuitous sex

Part Three: The Ultimate Boon

Ashtar Nine Four took His sword from its sheath
And ran through a dragon, a sphinx and a sheep
A kraken, a gargoyle, all did He kill
To breach Zirpun's lair at the top of the hill
The stage was now set for the final showdown
'Tween Ashtar and Zirpun, a punslinger throwdown
Zirpun assumed they would battle with words
But Ashtar just ran Zirpun through with his sword

The End

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[roflmaoking]

damn there were so many puns i couldnt keep up

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

@roflmaoking I think you mean that there were so many puns, you couldn't HANDle it.

EH?! ... EHHHH?!--

[7JustME]

so he didnt get laid for fixing the tv ?

[gogurt8]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[mellobear1989]

I laughed so hard when the foot came in.

[OfficialIkeVA]

Punster McPunstein would approve C:

[Kokaspam]

That was handsomely done

[goodxdayxsunshine]

Haha, reminds me of my boyfriend. he makes puns ALL the time. All. the. time.

[assasinzEX]

I-i dont get it. does it have something to do with hands?

[SuperBluePeach]

EVEN THE TITLE IS A PUN

[arnolddrummer]

this is Handtastic

[setsunaproductions]

These guys need to be sent to the punnetentary ~giggle/snort~