I Just Shit My Pants

Song by Frank O' The Mountain 1999
Buy it on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-s-t-my-pants-single/id456078295

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
HEY YEAH I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
MMMMMMMM I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
OH PEOPLE I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]

IT WAS A BIG SURPRISE [OOOO]TO ME AND THE GUYS [HEY]
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART,BUT IT BLEW MY ASS APART
[BLEW MY ASS APART]
IT WAS SQUISHY,IT WAS BROWN AND,IT SEEPED RIGHT THROUGH MY PANTS [RIGHT THROUGH MY PANTS]
WHEN I PULLED MY BLOOMERS DOWN,AND I TOOK A CLOSER GLANCE [OOOOOO]

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
[HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
WHAT'S THAT? HEY I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
[HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]OH NO...
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS UH OH...[HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
HEY I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]HEY

IT WAS STINKY,IT WAS FOUL..WHAT JUST LEAKED OUT FROM MY BOWELS [FROM MY BOWELS]
GOTTA RUN AND GET A TOWEL,
SISS BOOM BAH COLIN POWELL [COLIN POWELL]
YEAH I GOTTA THROW MY UNDIES OUT
AND GET ME BRAND NEW TROUSERS TOO [TROUSERS TOO]
CAUSE THEY'RE SOILED AND THEY'RE GROSS
HEY DONT YOU GET TOO CLOSE....CAUSE

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HEY YEAH]
HEY YEAH PEOPLE I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
[HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]HEY
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS[WOO OOOO]OH YES I DID
HEY I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [HE JUST SHIT HIS PANTS]
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH TAKE IT....

OH YEAH I'M TALKIN 'BOUT MY FILTHY SLACKS
FEELS LIKE I OD'D ON X-LAX
I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MY DIRTY DRAWERS
AND THE LIQUID THAT SQUIRTS AND POURS

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
HEY I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
[I GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT]
HEY I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [EVERYBODY]
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [OOOOO... UH HUH]
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [WHAT'S THAT? OOOO HEY]
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS [MMMM MMMM OH]
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• shit
• my
• pants
• gaga
• Frank
• O'
• The
• Mountain
• just
• shitpants

[jessieex33x]

my favrite song<33

[andyroxforeva]

i freaking love this song, it's my ringtone

[Ixlovexabbyxschutto]

This is my brothers song and he's in third grade

[iTookaGiantDUMP]

I shit my pants too.

[boggyandbob]

@TrilobiteFilms hope you daynt shit your pants,,, wen laughing hard...

[Rockstaralan]

I can directly relate to this song, as it's happened to me on more than one occasion whence I've eaten certain foods that did not agree with me, and I couldn't get into a restaurant bathroom stall soon enough, and those foul juices just leaked on through. Oh, yeah....Honey Mustard Jumbo Shrimp and a double order of Waffle fries. Satisfying going in and, well, NOT so gratifying coming out. 'Nuff Said. LOL...

[FreestyleFlops]

Reminds me of my freestyle rap, ants in my pants. lol

[Y0uJustGotPwnedMate]

WOH! dis is so damn funny i love it

[pinnky1125]

LOL this is so funny! There's this guy at my school who always goes round saying he pooed his pants so I must show him this! 5 STARS FOR POOEY PANTS

[indy0651]

I will let you know now that this song is about to be getting a bunch of views since it is floating around Facebook cuz some dumb bitch at a party shit her pants...EPIC

[neopreneca]

LOL....too funny

[InnerSmile72]

11 dumb losers don't enjoy shitting in their pants