DUUM 4

I hope it doesn't turn out like this, with living piles of toothy one-eyed garbage doing piss-poor Spider Mastermind impressions for no good reason.

TELL US A STORY, OLD BEAR!

If anyone's actually curious about the brown mess that this video consists of, this is from some old Goosebumps game that (and I am not making this bit up) I was given by someone back in '97 or '98, because they didn't have a CD drive on their PC. They bought this 'game' (it's largely a mindless point/click pseudo-adventure) thinking that it would come on a series of 3.5" Floppy Disks.

I don't know how they figured out that a box saying PC CD-ROM would contain floppies, but whatever.

Yeah, floppy disks. Remember those things? Probably not, but I do, and that's all that really matters when I start gibbering stupid stories like this one.

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[wilysmachine]

I remember this game as a kid. Always was slain by that thing as soon as I got out of the cage.

[DeimosComaBlack]

@wilysmachine

To be fair, the AI is so bad that it's unpredictable.

[Soundwave04]

For some reason, Pac-Man spring to mind. 0.o

[DeimosComaBlack]

@Soundwave04

Well, I can see why.

Collect a bunch of shiny disc-things while avoiding a bunch of crappy-looking monsters. Except the AI in Pac-Man was better.

[DrDoom343]

I wasn't going to give this a thumbs-up, but then I saw 1:27.

[Nevanos]

This is rather scary. Seriously.

Kinda interesting this. Interesting of how bad this is.

[JasonXtK]

It looks like someone just took the old jurassic park engine and just made a room with a bunch of coins with their own face on it

[WebSoldier]

Ah, floppy disk. You were such a faithful little media device, with your 4 disk installs for classics such as Duke Nukem II.

[8L4SPH3R10N18755]

If I'm not mistaken, that screeching sound at 1:46 is from Magic Carpet.

[LieutenantLousyshot]

That thing actually looks pretty fucked up.

[burningofsodom1]

ID have been working hard on the next installment of the Doom franchise i see? lol

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

oh nevermind, didn't read the first two comments.. funny COINcidence xD