Two Jewish Jokes
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Uploaded by JokesAcrossAmerica on Oct 18, 2007
Jeff, author of "My Pal God" told us two jokes while sitting on his sun porch in Evanston, IL.
This is part of "Why Did the Bicycle Cross the Country?" a two person, two-wheeled adventure in search of jokes across america.
For more info, go to www.JokesAcrossAmerica.net.
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@chasefreak boooooooooo! (not funny)
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What do you get when you cross a Jew and Gypsy? A chain of empty stores.
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A priest, a rabbi and polish guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at all 3 of them and says: "What is this...some kind of joke?"
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Only a Jew
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Daughter: Hey dad can I have 500 dollars?
Jewish Dad: What 400 dollars? What in the world do you need 300 dollars for?
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@DJdude250 Hahaha!
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@limpinkutku That joke is on kenny vs spenny? Well, it's a commonly used joke so I'm not surprised
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@DJdude250 stop watching kenny vs spenny.
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*My Favorite Jewish Joke:
Why did Fran Drescher recover so easily from her rape?
Jewish American Princesses don't think consensual sex is much different! :-)
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God ceated the white, black, and the jewish man. After he created them he went to talk to them.
God: I love you all so much, that you can choose what kind of nose you want.
White man: I want a pointy thin nose (so he gets one)
Black man: I want a big flat nose (so he gets one)
Jewish man: Well i have a question, how much does it costs?
God: Cost? It's for free my son.
Jewish man: Ok then, i want the biggest possible.
sirszal 3 years ago 13
Guy this isn't funny, my grandfather died in Aushwitz..
He fell out of the guard tower shooting at the Jews.
DJdude250 1 year ago 12