Thank you, Mister Ministry Man!

you've converted us, that's for goddamn sure!!!!

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[VegasTechno]

This is my favorite fucking video of all fucking time.

[DeepFrydRoadKill]

@VegasTechno Thanks! :D

[Dincorta]

This is the most I've laughed in ages. :')

[DeepFrydRoadKill]

@DoctorOfChrist you can't be serious.

[DoctorOfChrist]

@utrvg4 Checkmate.



[DoctorOfChrist]

@DoctorOfChrist What you need to do is be a Christian, like me. Imagine the happiness you felt when you orgasmed that one time. Rapturous joy, like that, all the time, if you're in Heaven.

Now imagine the exact opposite of the happiness you felt that time you orgasmed. That's Hell.

[DoctorOfChrist]

@DoctorOfChrist I won't sugar-coat the poison of Atheism for you, my friend. If you're an Atheist, you go to Hell! Why would you want to go to Hell? It's BAD there!

[DoctorOfChrist]

@utrvg4 That's real good... Would you not mind describing that orgasm in more detail?

-DOC

[utrvg4]

@DoctorOfChrist Well i won't sugar coat it for you "friend", you're a Moron. I found jesus once, but once i had blown my load onto her stomach (nifty trick you believers should learn) i realized it was just an orgasm :)

[DeepFrydRoadKill]

@DeepFrydRoadKill (exactly 500 characters in that comment. cool, nay? let's see jesus do THAT.)