Rapture Day snack

Don't go to heaven on an empty stomach.

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• little
• baby
• cheeses

[afar1]

• According to the American Psychiatric society atheism has the highest rate of suicide of all groups. It was found that atheists are bitter, detached, depressed, unfulfilled and generally overall miserable people. My worst day as a Christian was better than 100 of my best days as an atheist.

[thatgaybloke]

@afar1 Well I'm not bitter, detached and depressed today. Your post had me laughing out loud. Thanks for that.

[newkillerstardust]

Did you accept Cheesus as your personal savior?

[thatgaybloke]

@newkillerstardust I had to. I was told that either I accept Cheesus or Edam me to hell for eternity.

[GoMetricToday]

I love Baby Bel cheese. Just the right bite size.

[thatgaybloke]

@GoMetricToday My dogs love 'em. One particularly stupid hound eats the red wax if I'm not careful. When we first got him I hadn't twigged that he's almost a metre tall. So much more of the world is within reach for the tall of stature.

[thatgaybloke]

@angryislander56 I love modern family. There have been a couple of dodgy episodes in the second series but it seems to have found its second wind.

[angryislander56]

Have you seen Modern Family? In one episode the hot Colombian wife orders baby cheeses for Jay and they receive a case of baby jesus statuary. Probably unlikely that the same supplier would carry both.Funny none the less:)

[thatgaybloke]

@klangsteiner I wonder if there are "perfectly designed" bananas in Heaven?

[thatgaybloke]

@ItalianStallionette Communion wafer? It would be a shame to leave them all going to waste when there's no one else left to eat them.