White People Problems

Difficult crossword puzzles, in-grown hairs, and declining stock portfolios — it's hard out here for a Caucasian.

Produced, Directed, and Edited by Jesse Selwyn
Producers: Zach Selwyn, Eli Braden
Music: Eli Braden, Zach Selwyn
Director of Photography: Devin Doyle

Credit goes to Atom

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• white
• people
• in
• grown
• hairs
• john
• meyer
• problems
• atom
• fat
• woman
• declining
• stock
• portfolios
• abercrombie
• and
• fitch
• job
• employee
• discount
• nose
• daughter
• bachelor
• rose
• song
• rap
• music
• video
• barbecue
• organic
• fruit
• hispanic

[Eriochi]

totally not real! ...that black guy in the intro should be carrying a TV and running away.

[PinkMellow]

More like "First World-Upper Class Problems" to be honest. 

[fuckY0couch420]

Sounds like a Lonely Island song

[Eriochi]

@Patrick3238 just a joke, man. im not racist, i just enjoy racist jokes.

[MIKEPORTNOYING]

I love white people.

[gpape2]

l sand in you vagina

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[theDudeAbides1100]

white people in north america are little bitches

[Tommykrueger14]

Best shit ever!

[Patrick3238]

@Eriochi fuck you! not all Black people steal you fucking fuddi dudi

[metalElvalover]

Strangely, the real reason this is racist is that it somehow precludes black, hispanics, and other non-whites from having these problems. I'm white and poor. I work at a job where I see plenty of rich black people. I'm aware of the proportion difference though. Also, this is a joke, and a funny one at that...sorry for being a bummer.

[riddlebrandan]

Lol its so true!

[therazorbladedolls]

That was Yuppie people problems. When the other races realize that its not "white" people that cause the problem. Its the yuppies/government/authority that cause the problem; then we can REVOLT! But, they enjoy the racism fight so that we keep our minds off the real problem. Their slide of hand trick to keep us distracted and poor.