The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show

One of the most mysterious and amazing programs i've ever witnessed.. Caught this on cable access one afternoon in 2002, and my jaw hit the floor.. i was stunned & shocked by it's brilliance.. i was also VERY jealous, since i had been in preproduction of a fake kiddie bible show of my own for cable access (puppets, songs, all sorts of shit).. but when i saw THIS?! i KNEW that nothing could top this, so i scrapped it

The tape had always been a mystery to me. I never saw another episode on Dallas cable access.. but then, in 2007, someone sent me a youtube link that they were raving about.. i took a look, and FUCK! it was another show from that SAME GUY! Same black puppet, same shitty graphics, but.. there was no Teddy Eddy.. he'd been replaced with this bizarre alien puppet..

Apparently, he's been doing this show for ages, and people who "know" him claim that his show is a sincere effort, and not an obvious scam.. yeeah, suure....

So here is a clip from David Nkrumah Liebe Unger Hart's masterpiece from 2001/2002-ish.. it was the first and only one i've ever seen broadcast on Dallas cable access, and judging from the ones that came after it, this one is the best! the others seemed lame, forced, and waay too obvious..

Enjoy!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cringevenom
• creepy
• tacky
• puppet
• puppets
• christian
• christians
• David
• Nkrumah
• Liebe
• Unger
• Hart
• tim
• eric
• scientology
• hot
• german
• slut
• girl
• woman
• whore
• drugs
• teddy
• eddy
• pot

[Widerchrist]

Die Frau hat vorher bestimmt noch kein Wort Deutsch gesprochen. Außerdem wirkt sie, als würde sie sehr wohl Drogen nehmen.

She surely never spoke a word in german before. And she seems to be on drugs at the time of recording.

[DanRaccoon]

Jesus.Suffering.Fucking.Christ­.On a Fuck Me Po-Go Stick WHAT IS THIS!!!?

[lefty584]

Omg the dude who made this is the guy who sings puh puh puh puberty in tim and eric. holy fuckaluckadingdong

[DeanMartin1231]

I don't know...Heroin is pretty good...and you cant tell me that there's not somthing fishy going on with that German broad...just a random hot German chick?...please!

[PhantomoftheMusical]

POT IS NOT BAD! God gave it to us and I feel closer to god when I smoke it. Suck on that bitchass puppet hoe.

[35november]

that chick is super hot

[Boognish89]

3:22 "Christian" show turned Exorcist.

[Boognish89]

Omg...you can see the black puppets puppetier....for like 30 seconds...

[Boognish89]

That guy wasn't playing guitar...what a phony!! Lol

[timleb19]

Is it just me or does Connie Hoffmann Snow looks pretty lascivious?