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Amazing audio/vocal editing:
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Generic Instrumental:
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Props:
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Lyrics, Video editing, Filming, etc. was all done by me :)
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LYRICS:
Crawled out of my bed early one morning
And up the stairs I went
Time to check the calendar
Look! Another appointment
Jump in the car
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right
And I see the veterinarian sign
This is all so crazy
I hope that they don't spay me
I look down at my cat and I'm like "Oh shit!"
It looks like it's gonna vomit
That's when they look up at me
with them big, sad eyes
And then they ask me why (x3)
So I'm like just chill
It's no big deal
You're gonna be just a-okay
They're gonna numb you like yeah
You won't feel a thing silly cat
I'm not wrong, this won't take
It's gonna be just a-okay
Yeah, you've gotta get neutered and spayed
Yeah, you've gotta get neutered and spayed
I look over on the counter
And I see that big, long knife
I feel scared for my life
And I am turning white.
I couldn't help but think what if the roles changed?
And I was the one stuck in that cage?
Now all I feel is nervous.
In my pants I might piss.
My tummy's churnin'
And I'm feeling scared as shit
The thoughts of losing my nuts is
Just more than my little heart can bare
And now I can see why they were scared (x3)
Someone help me escape surgery
I don't wanna go under the knife
My body parts are yeah
Scared for their life like yeah
I hope that I'll be okay
Don't know what else to say
Yeah, I don't wanna be neutered today
Yeah, I don't wanna be neutered today
If you wanna have a home
And not be all alone
Then just relax, It'll be quick
Try to relax while we have you fixed
I guess that's not so bad
I don't wanna be all alone
See, I told you so
Just a little snip like yeah
One snip away from a good home
It's gonna be just great
Yeah, everyone wants neutered and spayed
Yeah, everyone wants neutered and spayed
i thought this song was gonna be about miley cyrus getting spayed XD
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