Cr1TiKaL's Best Quotes
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lmao the spy plane goes up and so does my penis :3
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I had a dream last night about seeing cr1tikal for the first time... and he was flashing me hin nipples o.O
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@Phillipoosas That's the equivalent of finding out how many licks it takes to get to the end of a tootsie pop.
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anyone know his real name? age? picture of himself?
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this guy sounds just like my friend rodi
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Haha and "Taste knowledge, you illiterate douchebag!"
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Hahahaha "Well rub my nipples with sandpaper and beat my weiner with nitroglycerin."
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"It was like I was taking a shit to decide the fate of the world" <3
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english: OH MY GOD THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
critikal translation: This game is making my nipples very perky and my dick feel like a slug.
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how the fuck does cr1tikal not laugh at himself?!
SOGlord 5 months ago 204
Cr1tiKal's nipples will be in a museum one day.
Zachattack172 5 months ago 42