I'm a Scout (Tik Tok Kesha Parody)

Andy Briggs, a staff member at Camp Parsons, wrote and performed (along with Andy Hoyle) this parody of "Tick Tock" by Kesha at MusicFest this year. Every year, the staff performs a new parody at the weekly MusicFest shows. Check out more about our summer program at www.CampParsons.com.

Lyrics:

Wake up in my tent and all I see is canvas
Grab my candy, roll up the flaps, I'm gonna head to breakfast
Instead of brushing take a bite of my chocolatey snack
Cause till my mom picks me up, I don't care bout plaque

I've got some shoes that cover up my toes, toes
Only one set of clothes, clothes
Scoutmaster took away my phone, phone

Nine o'clock, gonna learn about some reptiles
Then I'm gonna hike five miles
Can't forget to bring my kisky

(Chorus)
I'm a scout, there's no doubt, always put my fires out
Tonight, my flashlight, gonna make it really bright
Got mail from my mom and she baked me some cookies
oh, oh, oh, oh

Last night I went for a swim and I jumped off the pier
I couldn't see any fish cause the water's not clear.
I got my totin' chip in scoutcraft and I'm carving a stick
But I should be reading up on how to take out a tick

I'm talkin bout goin to the hullabaloo, loo
Paddling the canoe, noo
If we swamp it then we're gonna lose, lose

Now, we goin till they kick us out, out
or the scoutmaster shut us down, down
scoutmaster shut us down, down
po-po shut us down

(Chorus)

We get to stalk centennial deer
Signal with flags and the morse code
We'll teach you knots and you will see
that scouts are the best people to be

We get to stalk centennial deer
Signal with flags and the morse code
We're Parsons scouts, Camp Parsons scouts
Camp Parsons scouts

Now the waiters won't mop till I walk in

(Chorus)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Tick Tock
• Kesha
• Camp Parsons
• Summer Camp
• I'm a Scout
• Scout Law
• Parody

[rubberduky55]

hey send me the lyrics plz

[Sevey13]

@rubberduky55 They're in the Video description. Let me know if you need them in a different format.

[rmsnwbrdr]

Was this from week 4? I have a great video from week 3 but I couldn't get my camera to start on time. It starts out with the "...I don't care about plaque!"

[Sevey13]

@rmsnwbrdr This was from week 5. It's the official 'Camp' version.

[yoyoyoitsme21]

wow. my brother goes to camp, i mean, WENT to camp bcause hes such a quitter. he was a tenderfoot, watever that is. he thinks im a loser sister just bcause im 1 yr and 11 mnths younger than him, im 11 and hes 13.

[luiswarnumber1]

GOD!, Amazing LOL

[nuketehwalez]

I was there the week before and that song is amazing and so is the camp

[danmashuda]

As a counselor at a different camp, i commend your effort . Songs like this take a large amount of time and practice, and this was very well done

[Iceland245]

parsons is the MOST AMAZING CAMP EVER!!!!!! I've been there 3 times!

[Needclawsorrares]

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[Needclawsorrares]

you suck

[coolflame0]

I AM AN EAGLE SCOUT AND IM ONLY 16!!!! YAY!!!