Tale Of The Tongan Ninja - Jemaine Clement

Tale Of The Tongan Ninja
Performed By Jemaine Clement
Composed By Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie, Stephen Roche & David Donaldson
Featured In The Movie ''Tongan Ninja''

A stories told where the sand is gold and it's never cold
The tale of the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja)
Feet so fast, like a dynamite blast, 'cept on your ass
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja)

One day he went swimming with his father
But his father was eaten by piranhas
They ate him like weed bananas
But then a ''wham'' and a ''pow''
Sione for now, survived somehow
And a ''whack'' and a ''bam'', swam back to the land
And was found by the hand of Mr Magasaki
Who trained him in ninjutsu, he kick and punch and flip
So because he was a Tongan and he was a ninja he adopted the name;
The Tongan Ninja

He'll kick your head, and with the other leg he'll make his bed
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja)
He's like-able, but that's until it's you he kills
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja (The Tongan Ninja)
You'll know it's him by shuriken and his chocolate skin
Talkin' bout the Tongan Ninja
Wa Wa Waaaaaa

The Tongan Ninja (Ohhhhhwaaaa)
The Tongan Ninja

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flight
• Of
• The
• Conchords
• Tale
• Tongan
• Ninja
• Movie
• Film
• Intro
• New
• Zealand
• Jemaine
• Clement
• Bret
• McKenzie

[akiros]

Small lyric edit. =D

The first line is

'A story's told where the sand is gold and it's never cold'

and

'Who trained him in ninjutsu, he could kick and punch and flip'.

Aside from those two everything else is spot on <3

[FOTC0123]

=] Thanks . . . I knew I had got them wrong, lol

[spoonflipper]

Jemaine Clement is one of those guys who's simultaneously very handsome and very odd looking.

[RENEEVEE133]

WHOA! major sugalumps at 0:56

[livee89]

Amazing...and strangely hypnotic...I may have to find a copy of this film purely for this intro...heh heh

[euginam91]

jemaine does strange things to me

[AEminous]

OK< WHAT IN THE F U C K HAPPENED AT THE END?!?!? whos the old guy??

[809Ollie]

i expect more people have watched this than have accentually watched the film lol

[bubblesmcfarlane]

the end credits said fotc wrote some of the songs

[koolyman]

BTW it's HILARIOUS! My favourite movie of all time!

[koolyman]

Tongan Ninja. Unfortunately it's quite obscure but I downloaded it through Torrent.

[thedepersonified]

lol did he write the lyrics?! haha very similar

[XenoXray]

toggen ninja?