Let's Just Be Friends

Buy LJBF in iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3tgnjru Spotify: http://ow.ly/6CaO5 Amazon: http://ow.ly/6sHKo Shirts: http://ow.ly/6NqZA
Written and performed by Alex Lewis http://www.twitter.com/alexandermlewis, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Alex-Lewis/251796581519386
Directed by Ilya Polyakov http://www.twitter.com/ilyalucid
Cinematographer William Carnahan http://www.twitter.com/williamcarnahan
Music produced by Aaron Joseph http://www.twitter.com/aaronj0seph
Special Effects by Brad Allen Wilde

Special Thanks to: Hilla Gottlieb, Jenna Angeloni, Ali Bayless, Whitney Nielsen, Justin Mitchiner, Eliza Skinner, Devon Meyers, Orion Acaba, Eric Bard, Alex Raskin, Pablo Hernandez, Nadia Osman, Vanessa Celso, Jerin Forgie, Natalia Barzilai, Katie O'Brien, Samantha Cutaran, Emily Ingersoll, Rayna Hill, Alexa St. Martin, Breanna Lebsack, Andrea Muller, Shalaina Castle, Laura Monaco, Nicole Klepper, Tara Redfield, Kimee Balmilero, Cecilia Senocak, Robert Lewis, Donna Lewis, the art department at Dexter, and the staff of Cafe Entourage in Holllywood California

Chords and Lyrics:

F#m D A E Fm
You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle
I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more subtle
We go into your room
Get in your bed
My lap is where you decide to rest your head
And just as I'm about to make my move you say

F#m D A E
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
Too sweet to try to get in my pants
I appreciate you not trying to advance
And I say don't mention it I'm here for you
But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
Another let's just be friends!

F#m D A E Fm
Well I'm out at the bar and I see her standing there (Dude she is so freakin' hot)
She walks up to me and runs her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah!)
We drive back to her place
She says take off your shirt
I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt
So it doesn't get dirty, then what's that I see in your hand
It's a can of paint and a roller too
She said you seem like such a nice guy so here's what we'll do
We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV
Just like when it was my brother and me

F#m D A E
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me
Thanks for being that way baby
I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say
But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
Another lets just be friends

D E
What you girls don't understand
A E
Is that guys like me we've got enough friends
D E
And it fills me up with so much spite F#m D A E
When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night

F#m D A E
I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty
She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body

F#m D A E Fm
When we wake up from that crazy night
I look at you and realize my eyes were not right
That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow
And when she tries to make a move right now

F#m D A E
I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends
I know it felt like that night would never end
But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex
I gotta go now but I'll give you a text
I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed
And you ladies out there really got me vexed
I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says
I've got no interest in being your friend (Being your friend!)

Category:

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[williamstone10]

Rude tube lol

[fedoramonkey8]

Like if rude tube brought you here!

[dslad1992]

I got to this from smosh pit weekly

[SadisticCarnival]

Like if you brought yourself here a long time before RudeTube even posted this >_>

[crumblyrobert]

I like how he gives a link to Spotify aswell as iTunes!

[tyrone1232009]

this man is a legand

[bigkane2000]

guys he was on smosh pit way before he was on rube tube THATS A BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT

[rannochhuey]

Gratz for being on Rude Tube!

[SmilayBros]

story of my life.

[OutragedPanda]

@thelemonlimegurl it is... 411k views

[SwagMeThaFxckOut]

new lonely island! <3

[thelemonlimegurl]

why isnt this viral yet?!?!?