God's Olympic Gold
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Alright then, so let's say both teams of a 2-team game start praying as hard as they can. Aside from the very uncommon occurence of tie games, one of them has got to win over the other. Does this mean God liked one team better than the other? Did one team pray harder?
Funny how the losers rationalize it by thinking, "Oh, I guess it just wasn't our day." Bullshit it wasn't! You prayed hard and God let you down! The Almighty didn't love you as much as the other team! How do you deal with this?!
3 years ago 5
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The god cheat is why those atheistic Chinese athletes didn't win any gold medals.
3 years ago 4
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I wait for 2 things related to this:
1) Some other-than-christian guy come up and say something, like "Thx Belzebub to wash down those other idiots, sending flys to keep them up" or something equally hilarious instead of the usual thing
2) Take away the medal and disqualify the participian, because Olympic Games is about human effort, not about bloody miracles!
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They just make up something about faith or maybe satan. christians are great at being in denial.
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This was great. You have a new subscriber.
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Athletes place a lot of trust in god to help them win,but what's in it for god.Perhaps he bets on the outcome.If he's omniscient then he knows the out come and bets on the favourite for a guarenteed low odds return.If he's omnipotent he can force the outcome and bet on the outsiders and win everytime.But since the favourite usually wins then god is not omnipotent or simply does not exist, QED, and disappears in a puff of logic;to steal a quote or two.
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A very interesting point! This applies to people taking tests or examinations too. If prayer really work they would have to ban it or have christians (assuming its the real religion) pass with flying colors.
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This is one of your best videos yet. The sad thing is, the people you are talking about either won't see this or will not comment as they have been flummoxed by the logic you present to them. Logic seems to be an alien concept to monotheists.
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sorry, only at 00:57 in your video right now, just got home from hols, trying to get up to date with all my forums and what not so my connections kinda slow. anyway i think i get the bones of what your trying to say about praying. its seems to make people feel in control when they really have no control over the situation. or maybe i took this video too seriously or maybe theres a twist in the last two minutes i've yet to see...
great 57 seconds kal!! :D
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Lol! I'm in with a chance on the duvet heats then - I've got it down to just under 8 hours, so by 2012...
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LOL dirty cheating theists, they should ban prayer from the olympics and give em lie detector tests to make em prove it.
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It's totally absurd. If god existed, I'd be very disturbed at the idea that he would intervene in a sporting event to help someone win. This is the point Kathy Griffin was making when she said 'suck it jesus, this award is my god now.' It's completely moronic to think that god gives a flying shit about who wins a running race or an award ceremony. If he did, the winners would all belong to the right religion wouldn't they? If the Christian god is the true god, all the medals should be theirs
andytoz 3 years ago 2
well put - could'nt agree more!
kalsolarUK 3 years ago
One word: Placebo.
Yeah, it wasn't the work and training that got you all those gold medals, it was just that God liked you best! That seems sort of uplifting and depressing at the same time.
You remind me of Eddie Izzard in your comedic style, not in your fashion sense obviously. In other words, you're funny but you don't wear lipstick :D
AbbeyNormal 3 years ago
lol, incidentally - I have no fashion sense...u may have noticed.
kalsolarUK 3 years ago
Just when they thought that could catch all cheaters with the dope test, the god-praying cheaters arrived !
;^))))
MysteriousMaskMan 3 years ago 3
yep, next time I think they should be frisked for prayer books and crucifixes too. lol.
kalsolarUK 3 years ago