10 alternative uses for a television
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Uploaded on May 9, 2011
Alternative uses for a TV set.
Feed your imagination by taking your television for a walk, like a dog it will happily go everywhere with you, but without the disadvantage of having to clear shit up everywhere you go.
If you've always wanted to assassinate Simon Cowell, just wait til he comes on television and shoot his face. You won't get into trouble, and you'll not have to wait long either!
Why miss your favourite TV shows on the move, simply strap the television to the bonnet of your car and watch Loose Women on the way to work. You won't be able to see where you're going, but that's academic as your eyes will be on Kate Thornton anyway.
Use you television as a paper weight
When the old practical joke of placing a bucket of water at the top of a door wears thin -- spice up the humour by placing your television set there instead. Don't worry -- this man will laugh about it later, maybe.
Test your engineering skills by dismantling the television set, then you can test your patients as to try to re-build it before the owner wants to watch the news.
If your stepladder has gone missing, you can always use a television set to spy on your neighbours, and see if it is them that took your stepladder.
Want a to play football, but can afford two jumpers for goal posts, simple -- use two television sets -- they're as easy to carry around and practically indestructible.
Use two television sets for a more grown-up game of conkers, having a collective age of 75 makes you far too old for messing with ordinary conkers, but this way you can still have fun, without looking like a couple of immature dickheads.
Use a portable TV to protect your testicles from that hippie attacking you with a piece of wood. Consider that a fail you 70's throwback!
Thanks to Mark the help strapping the TV to the car.
For your information:
*The car wasn't driven on a public road with the televsion on the bonnet.
*The gun was an unloaded air-rifle
The music was written by myself, I have a video of the guitar piece here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YcA7Z... g4rdenspoon facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/G4rdens...
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