Herman Cain Imagine There's No Pizza

Legendary Herman Cain Sings Imagine There's No Pizza. I don't want to imagine.

Lyrics

Imagine there's no pizza
I couldn't if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It's frightening and sad

You're lucky you have pizza
To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day

You may say that it's junk food
But to me it's so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door

You don't have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I'll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
You've got to, got to give pizza a chance!

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  Entertainment

[Josh Diabo]

9-9-9 plan

9 pizzas for the price of 9. 9.

[radiophonics]

OH NO DOCTOR CONNOR'S CLASS

[darwincity]

He and Christie should make a duo someday...

[Melissa Slaughter]

love you Herman.

[Benny W]

Hey I was working on that song.

[riksurfs]

This confirms you have no sense of humor

[Purerasslin]

Imagine there's no Twinkies...oh wait.