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ROYAL WEDDING EXCLUSIVE: KATE MIDDLETON RAPS AS KATE$HA

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Uploaded by on Apr 23, 2011

A Royal Wedding parody of the Ke$ha hit TiK ToK, featuring bride-to-be Kate Middleton. (c) n2o Entertainment

The video shows 'Kate$ha' waking up hungover in a park, flashing her knickers and skipping past some of London's most famous landmarks whilst singing about how she's going to lord it up once she's married.

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Starring Nessa Wrafter as Kate Middleton
Sam Phillips as Prince William
Also featuring Jeff Leach as the Hot Guy
Vocals by Maddy Nebraska

Director of Photography Tom O'Keefe
Audio DoubleDose
Written by Simon Stratton and Maddy Nebraska
Produced and directed by Norma Burke

With thanks to Darren and his party pals as extras, to Kiss the Sky, Hampstead for use of their bar. Kate$ha's dress was kindly provided by Lipsy.

Here are the lyrics:

Wake up in the morning
I'm Queen of the city
Grab my corgi, out the door
I'm going to look real pretty

'Fore I leave, grab my coat
A burberry mac
Cos when I wear something new
I lead the pack

I'm talking prada on my toes, toes
Work done on my nose, nose
Now that Wills has proposed-posed

Showing up at the palace
Looking like I'm out of Dallas
Feeling William's phallus

Big rock on my finger
Not ugly like Camilla
Tonight going to strut
Going to tear this country up

No crown on my head
But I'll get it when she's dead
No-ho-ho-ho
No-ho-ho-ho

Big rock on my finger
Not ugly like Camilla
Tonight I'll be a star
Going to eat some fois gras

Gave my money to tramps
Now my heads gonna be on stamps
No-ho-ho-ho
No-ho-ho-ho

You make me rich
You give me gowns
My face on a pound
Yes I'm royalty

When I wed Wills
It won't be long
I'll eat a swan
Yes I'm royalty

You bring me up
You take me down
Hands on the crown
Yeah I'm royalty

When I wed Wills
It won't be long
It won't be long

Now the people better bow when I walk in

Tik tok on the clock
No more Katy from the block
School bullies when I'm wed
Going to chop off all their heads
No more Katy the waiter
Now I'm queen of fascinators
Whoa-ho-ho-ho
Whoa-ho-ho-ho

Don't stop, it's a whopper
I'm talking Wills' chopper
Tonight going to ride 'til we see the sunlight
Don't call me Kate I'm now Catherine the Great
You see royalty's my fate....

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  • @RickFromOZ awww, shucks Rick, thanks very much. *BLUSH*

  • @kensington25 thankyou, thankyou! Please do pass on the link ;)

  • @rapstreetz thankyou and glad you like. Please do share the vid! :)

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  • Brilliant :)

  • BRILLIANT

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  • This is amazing

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WONDER IF SHE'S EVER CHECKED THIS OUT BRILL HAHAHAHAHA

  • LOL!! HEHE HAHA

    ARE YOU ORIGINALLY ENGLAND??

  • @Lawliet8813 LOLZZZ no it's not them, it's just a parody. :)

  • This is GREAT!! Laughed so hard -- this vid is addicting, I watch it all the time. Thanks for the laughs. Well done!

  • i thought that really was katie...

  • haha, "I'll eat a swan"

  • is it actually them?

  • This is great! Can't stop laughing!!

  • @2079423644 Nope! But Camilla knows the way to Mordor. Or Smeagol as she calls herself sometimes.

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