Celebrating Freedom, Paris style!

O---M---G!
So like my sister's boyfriend Doug and I did a total 4th of July coastal drive yesterday, and stopped in Malibu to grab some Java before heading back to the Valley. OK, so I admit, I did bring my camera with me, just in case any celebs were in the Bu giving crotch shots today. WELLLL, as we're walking in the parking lot, a big SUV drives past us, being chased by two men with cameras, who are yelling "PARIS!" Like the second coming, it was truly our holy lady (lower case), who pulls up to Radio Shack and goes inside. So the very polite paparazzi are waiting outside, taking pictures through the windows. You know how excited I was at this point!! Within minutes, there was a swarm of staulkarazzis (where do they come out of?) and a handful of overly excited onlookers (mainly me, forcing doug to join in). To answer your burning question, of course I went into the store, but I got too scared to grab a remote controlled dinosaur and follow her to the counter. So I exited and waited outside with everyone else, and as she left I got a few good (Rated G) shots & vids, which of course I now have to share with the entire world.




A few other things I must mention:
a) she is very cute in real life, and almost resembled an actual human being
b) only days from the slammer, she conducted herself with poise, dignity, sincerity and grace, despite all of the chaos that was literally following her everywhere (me) and the fact that everyone tries to get a piece of her ("Paris, do you remember when we met at...?" "Paris, look at my little dog..." "Paris, can I be your new BFF...?" ok, well that last quote actually almost came out of my mouth, but I instead respected her space...I'll save it for next time...);
c) (cue the romantic music) As I was stood a mere 2 feet from the goddess, with only the 5000 metal pounds of Land Rover separating us, I waved at me lady, and she graciously waved back at me, and I gently blew her a kiss, and she lovingly blew one back at me!!! What I'm really saying is, she almost made me go straight, but then I considered how disappointed my parents would be...

One final note, I had to get Dougie and me in a video shot with my almost-girlfriend/BFF. I'm such a tool, I did that whole 'pull-your-head-back-so-you-get-it-in-the-shot-you're-taking-of-yourself' thing, which then resulted in me having the most horrific frog neck ever. No, I have not gained 300 pounds, but possibly five. But now that I've been blown a kiss by Parie (that what she wants me to call her, I could just tell), those pounds (plus another 20 or so) will be thrown up immediately. See how much good she is doing, since doing her time? She truly brings joy, happiness, and I might dare say wisdom to all. Oh, and now it is official that my husband and I can move from LA, as my life here is now complete. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

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[dstanley15]

Tom, you are such a goof! I LOVE YOU!!