The Ballad of The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader

The Ballad of The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader
Words and Music Travis Ray Cole
First the Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Unions stepped on My $200 DOD and broke it
then She stole the Red Head away and this campy sing a long reflects those emotions.

"The Ballad of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader"

Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader
Has a tattoo that says Mom & a leather jacket & a wallet with chains
Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader
Could pick up the lumber jack lady above her head a toss outta the ring
With her every night is ladies night
and its nothing but yes maam and She can get mean
Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader
Has a handsome crew cut , Stands up at the urnial
Keeps Her smokes wrapped up in her sleeve
Kinda like She was John Wayne or a big james dean
Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader
Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader x2
Is snuggling up to the Crack Whore in the County Jail
Shes got her washing her socks can You believe it?
Calling here collect on the phone wants Us to go Her bail

Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader x3

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[DakotaSkids]

this sounds awesome, i like it, excellent work

is that a 12 string

[doctorcatsburger]

Thanks,Yeah its supposed to be 12 but I only have 6 on here, Martins I fixed this guitar for My X wife then later traded that brand new fender 6 string to her for this

Ibeanez its crap Haha

[charlie1der]

That HAS TO BE the best title I have ever heard in my life.

[Tadek59]

Fantastic performance and great voice and excellent song !

5*****

[cmooremadmoore]

smashing stuff man like it alot ,

[send2meez]

Go Bro!!!!!

[naughtypuppetshow]

Very nice playing! Acoustic guitar 4tw :-)

[mymoosejaw]

LOL

[DearURG]

LOL great stuff

[roodbrood]

LOL You are right this tune hit the nail right on it's head.