Lemon Demon - Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness

Lemon Demon - Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.
Gonna harvest Obi-Wan.
Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on.

Gonna go down to the highway.
Gonna build myself a sign.
Gonna advertise to everyone, tell 'em where to form the line.

Gonna build him some bionic robot limbs.
Gonna code an electronic voice for him.
So when the people come to glance him, he'll be singing songs and dancin'.
All right, all right.

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.
Gonna raise him from the dead.
Gonna charge some nerds to swat their toy Lightsabers at his head.

Gonna pull out all the stops now.
Gonna do this, no remorse.
Gonna show them all the meaning of "a great disturbance in the Force."

Gonna raise him up on wires above the land.
Gonna have him launch some fireworks from his hands.
And if police come knockin' at my door, he'll say "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

I just got a letter saying that I better decist.
Some legal mucus...
Seems that Mr. Lucas is pissed

Whatever happened to fair use?
You know?
Whatever happened to free speech?
Where'd it go?
I'm only using my First Ammendment right...
You know I won't go down without a fight.

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.
If I can't, then that's a shame.
I could dig up Alec Baldwin, but it wouldn't be the same.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Lemon
• Demon
• Gonna
• Dig
• Up
• Alec
• Guinness
• Fair
• Use
• First
• Amendment
• Free
• Speech

[Embult]

Alec Guiness surprisingly hated Star Wars.

[wildboy789789]

im an atheist pot smoker who loves starwars

and i just found out that stephen baldwin is related to alec baldwin WHO PLAYED IN BEETLEJUICE!!! HAHAHA

in my hand is the best weed in st.louis

[greenluckysocks]

R.I.P.

Alec Guiness

Luv this song!

[narukamaster2]

:D i luv dis song and i agree wit alecguinnessfan hes a great actor

[AlecGuinnessFan]

What a wonderful funny song! xD

I love it...

Alec Guinness was a very great actor! :D

- And not only in "Star Wars"!^^

[minldesscracker1]

Haha that was fucking amazing! Gj!