Nothing's Sacred: The Cat in the Hat Review

My take on the live-action adaptation of the Dr. Seuss poster boy. So far this is the worst one Iapos;ve reviewed.

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Entertainment

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• cat
• in
• the
• hat
• dr
• suess
• alexo
• nothings
• sacred
• mike
• myers
• alec
• baldwin
• dakota
• fanning
• horrible
• vile
• disgusting

[Alexo32386]

Incredible BULK is a not so subtle reference to the 2003 HULK movie. That was probably the most over-promoted film that year. Universal really did not want that movie to fail but despite their efforts it was a disappointment.

[hackensac]

6:03

what is that furry thing you have?



[Alexo32386]

@hackensac That's Dustin my pet Chinchilla.

[smurvin]

Just out of curiosity, how did The Grinch really delve too far into adult humor? There were like 3 adult jokes in that movie-not really delving that much.

[Alexo32386]

@smurvin Well between the Grinch landing in a woman's cleavage, a key party in Whoville(look it up), a joke about how a baby looked like a woman's boss, and kissing a dog's sphincter.... There are some who'd say ANY adult jokes in a Suess product would be innappropriate but them's the breaks.

[BlackTheBerserker]

I was in denial for a long time...."He only has his hair tied back", I told myself,....but no.... I couldn't deny it after you turned you head.... *sob*

[Alexo32386]

@BlackTheBerserker What, MY hair?

[ambskater97]

@riku1256 Wow, you have bad taste.

[Yceb0x]

Entertaining is right, The Iron Giant was great.

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@Alexo32386 it's SO cute! x3

[jazzykid1]

I don't know about this movie. My friend Jessica and I used to do the "Anything?" "Anything!" dialogue together.

[MegaPalmer89]

Original 1957 book - a sheer masterprice

1971 cartoon special - ever better just like the book

2003 live-action film - just downright stupid and plain boring.

[riku1256]

why do you and everybody hate this grate movie im a kid and i love it its funny and fun so what hes creepy i give this movie a 5 stars.

[RandomTalkingGamer]

@Alexo32386 Hey, at 07:21 was that really your hand ? Do you really have 4 fingers?

[InYourFaceNewYorker]

I can tell you are emulating the style of Nostalgia Critic. Either way, good review. :)

[gunpsycho]

I thought the Grinch movie was fine (moreso the bloopers), though I do agree with how awful the Cat in the Hat movie was.

[moatguy]

When I heard what Dr Seuses widow said about the film I argreed with her too. She did like the Grinch movie like me too but like her I agreed the cat in the hat movie didn't add up to her husband's book. And like her I hope no more ever get made. Live-action wise I mean.