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Uploaded on Apr 24, 2011

The funniest batch of Cave Johnson quotes I found, saving my favorite for last. Enjoy.

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  • Cave Johnson

    I remember recording these, lab boys said I shouldn't. But I pay the bills.

    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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  • canadiancarl

    "We have a reactor leak, very large, we need to lock it down!"

    "...There's no reactor on the floor."

    "Yeah, well...(Flips through book) I talked to Cave Johnson and he says there is a reactor here!"

    "Cave Johnson? Hang on one second."

    (phone ringing)

    "Okay, I have Cave Johnson here, did you tell someone there's a reactor in the prisoner control room?

    "No, there's no reactor there."

    "Well, I don't know what to tell ya, I'm staring straight at a reactor, maybe Vader had it installed yesterday!"

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  • nathanczaja

    Oh my god...... SHE'S REAL!

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  • GLa DOS

    Yeah! Listen to this man, he knows what he is saying.

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  • Biwin86

    I'll be honest, we're throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks.

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  • Darryl Johnson

    I'm not sure Cave Johnson understands what a control group is.

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  • gam3r2life

    no the test using time travel remember

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  • XDJVXtremeXD

    Remember: Chariots

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  • bringoutthelegos

    thats not THAT funny

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  • megaTroll442

    Alright, Ive been Thinkin' When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade, make life take back the lemons! GET MAD!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY OF THE THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JHONSON LEMONS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE GUY WHOS GUNNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN* *with the lemons, IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO BUILD A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *COUGH* *COUGH*

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  • Cave Johnson

    IMPOSTER!!!

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  • Trans4mers84561

    Funny fact: The planet Kepler-7b is about 1266"C.

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