Funny Cave Johnson Quotes - [Portal 2]

The funniest batch of Cave Johnson quotes I found, saving my favorite for last. Enjoy.

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[Cave Johnson]

I remember recording these, lab boys said I shouldn't. But I pay the bills.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[canadiancarl]

"We have a reactor leak, very large, we need to lock it down!"

"...There's no reactor on the floor."

"Yeah, well...(Flips through book) I talked to Cave Johnson and he says there is a reactor here!"

"Cave Johnson? Hang on one second."

(phone ringing)

"Okay, I have Cave Johnson here, did you tell someone there's a reactor in the prisoner control room?

"No, there's no reactor there."

"Well, I don't know what to tell ya, I'm staring straight at a reactor, maybe Vader had it installed yesterday!"

[nathanczaja]

Oh my god...... SHE'S REAL!

[GLa DOS]

Yeah! Listen to this man, he knows what he is saying.

[Biwin86]

I'll be honest, we're throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks.

[Darryl Johnson]

I'm not sure Cave Johnson understands what a control group is.

[gam3r2life]

no the test using time travel remember

[XDJVXtremeXD]

Remember: Chariots

[bringoutthelegos]

thats not THAT funny

[megaTroll442]

Alright, Ive been Thinkin' When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade, make life take back the lemons! GET MAD!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY OF THE THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JHONSON LEMONS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE GUY WHOS GUNNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN* *with the lemons, IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO BUILD A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *COUGH* *COUGH*

[Cave Johnson]

IMPOSTER!!!

[Trans4mers84561]

Funny fact: The planet Kepler-7b is about 1266"C.