Funny Cave Johnson Quotes - [Portal 2]
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Grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
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Ingredient for Combustible Lemon -> Lemon + Grenades = Lemonades :)
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"Good news is we've got a much better test for you, fighting an army of mantis men." Lol
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Oo oo pick me! I wanna make 60 dollars!!....... Wait you wanna do what to me??!
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alright, i've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS! IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
2 weeks ago 3
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44.6*30+300= :)
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Is it too late to sign up for fighting the army of mantis men?
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@zepyhrantes 5
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Lemon grenade
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Cave Johnson is the greatest video game character of any video game of all time, PERIOD!
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Man I could listen to his voice all day :D
lvu5 5 months ago 122
4 people were fired by Cave Johnson :3
zepyhrantes 5 months ago 116