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Funny Cave Johnson Quotes - [Portal 2]

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Uploaded by on Apr 24, 2011

The funniest batch of Cave Johnson quotes I found, saving my favorite for last. Enjoy.

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  • Man I could listen to his voice all day :D

  • 4 people were fired by Cave Johnson :3

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  • Grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

  • Ingredient for Combustible Lemon -> Lemon + Grenades = Lemonades :)

  • "Good news is we've got a much better test for you, fighting an army of mantis men." Lol

  • Oo oo pick me! I wanna make 60 dollars!!....... Wait you wanna do what to me??!

  • alright, i've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS! IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

  • 44.6*30+300= :)

  • Is it too late to sign up for fighting the army of mantis men?

  • Lemon grenade

  • Cave Johnson is the greatest video game character of any video game of all time, PERIOD!

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