musical keyboard invention

this is a truly revolutionary new musical keyboard invention! it represents a great business opportunity. I am seeking ways to finance the project and bring the invention to world markets. are you able to help?

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• invention
• musical
• instrument
• keyboard
• synthesizer
• MIDI
• music
• device
• machine

[bentstavanger]

You are a real BS artist! XD

...I only hope nobody gives you any of their hard earned money... =-|

[Phreshnis]

Hahaha. That shit is funny. Good job.

[AMGdallas]

why are you pretending to make music with a stenography machine that you painted?

[tsuihark]

So if it's not a keyboard, what is it?

[Dracopol]

Supah fake!  Duping investors, even braindead ones, is against the law.

[EdIsSuperman]

fake and gay

[ibcnunabit]

It seems to get a surprising number of notes from a few keys, but I'm confused as to how the layout is organized; it doesn't seem to make sense. What is your instrument called, and do you have information on it?

I'm sorry to say, while you may generate some ardent fans, it is very very difficult for a new keyboard layout to gain popularity; there have been some created over the years with great advantages to them, but they never seemed to get enough of a following to move the masses.

[giveupthepfunk]

so lame

[aaasamaaa]

lol