Blasphemy! Anthems for Atheists "Those old fat Catholics" sung to the tune of "That old black magic"

Lyrics by Nick Gisburne, from his book "Blasphemy! Anthems for Atheists" (available on Lulu.com and amazon.com).

Those old fat Catholics keep their secrets well
Those old fat Catholics warn kids not to tell
They let them sip on the communion wine
They love to touch them on their young behinds

This thing for altar boys just won't subside
Cannot resist them, even when they cry
When found, found, found
They leave town, town, town
And now out of sight, the crimes are denied

They will go astray and later get sued
But when boys claim they shift the blame
The Vatican will make them retire
Remember that this won't protect the choir

Their religion opens up the door
It betrays the ways abuse can be ignored
Don't think all Catholics are fine
Because time and time and time again
Crimes come on prime-time again
Deep within, terrible feelings can begin
Some of those old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will touch touch touch

For more information on "Blasphemy! Anthems for Atheists," see Nick's website: http://www.gisburne.com



Piano playing by Todd Allen Gates, author of "Dialogue with a Christian Proselytizer" and "Hunting, gathering and videogames" (both available on www.amazone.com)

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[2DRonaldo]

Many luls good sir, 5 Stars!

[Traxx01]

Thanks,

I do my best to carry a good tune.

[thehund]

epic sause...this should be on the front page of youtube

[Traxx01]

Hahaha....Thanks, but i don't think that will be any time soon.....maybe if they change to "BlasphemyTube"

[Gisburne2000]

Loved it!

[Traxx01]

Thank you !

[kalsolarUK]

lol, I second that!

[rbk17]

Priest hate abortion because then they could't fuck this unborn children.

[AustralianPyro]

@2DRonaldo

the internet hate machine is pleased with this offering.

[gunsnsmith]

im religous but even i love thes blasphemous tunes there funny and i like the tune

[CarolBlanchard1]

Another great one!!

[DefenderOfReason]

Excellent! Never seen anything quite like this :-)

[benjaminlane20]

Very good man!