Eternal Darkness in 60 Seconds

I'm thinking about doing Dead Space in 60 seconds next, but if you have another game you think I should do, either PM me or mention it in the comments. Also, just to let you know, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem is probably one of my favorite games of all time. It's that freaking good. Again, the script is below in case you couldn't hear what I said.

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So the game's Eternal Darkness. It's narrated by this clinical psychologist who's also the grandfather of the main character. [I am also dead] Oh, and he's also dead.

After getting a call about her grandfather's murder, Alex Roivas flies over to Rhode Island only to find something terrifying. She then does some investigating around the mansion and finds a book covered in human skin titled, "The Tome of Eternal Darkness." She then reads it.

We then learn about this guy named Pious who gets zapped by this floating knickknack and is subsequently turned into a skeleton-zombie-slave thing; more on him later.

Next chapter we play as some dancer; she dies. Then we play as some cursed dude; he dies. We take control of Aladdin; he dies. We play as Alex's great great insane grandfather, but he's put in an insane asylum and dies.

Next we control Indiana Jones who actually makes it through alive. [WOW!] But then we play as some Franciscan monk; he dies. [Awww...] Then we play as some fat dude; he dies.

Next thing we know, we're in World War I controlling this journalist that also makes it out alive, [YEAH!] but dies of old age. [Awww...]

After using Cliff Notes for the last two chapters, Alex is fed up with Pious' bullshit and takes the fight right to his lair. Pious is then like, "The Darkness is not so easily destroyed!" And then Alex is like, "Yeah it is," and stabs the dude in the chest.

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[TheAwesomenessWithin]

In one room in the game u can watch to kill a mocking bird, THE ENTIRE THING

[LeoPirate]

@TheAwesomenessWithin ... what?

[Dirge]

don't you play as a younger Edward Roivas and a black firefighter too?

[LeoPirate]

@Dirge

You do, but I didn't have enough time to fit that in, so I said "...after using Cliff Notes for the last two chapters..."

[FunnyGlitcher]

Well you co do a recent game, so more people get interested in the videos, and that way will subscribe, just look at how popular your MW2 video was, like the guys below me said do an Assassins Creed 2, or Uncharted 2 video, I would also suggest Arkham Asylum, but Uncharted 2 might get more popular since it's sweeping all of the GOTY awards

[LeoPirate]

@FunnyGlitcher

Haha, that reminds me. I got Arkham Asylum as a holiday gift and I still haven't opened it. I should probably get on that, lol.

[DarkLaith]

Throwing in Too Human as the "something terrifying" was pure genius.

[bulldozerchn]

Too Human hahahaha

[Hakudo2VisualKei]

@TheAwesomenessWithin are you sure? lol cus i think you got the wrong game. I heard you can watch the full To Kill A Mocking Bird in the game The Darkness 2007

[Rikuji20]

@LeoPirate ...Is that a yes or a no?

[SlyBeGone]

Had it for gamecube, scary as fuck.

[damonkatumaru]

You forgot the hidden ending that you get from facing all three dark gods.....

[OZZYLIZZLOVE]

the game is eternal fuck? that sounds interesting *trollface*

[wbyyo]

Very nice

[spinhook888]

And then Alex is like "Yah't is" and stabs the dude in the chest.

Hahahaha!!

[CloneByDesign]

Lol You should've replaced Too Human with Dynasty Warriors 6 XD

[Stark818]

that was shit. Trying to be like yahtzee