Rexella explains the Cthulhu Rapture (updated)
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Awesome! I will be the most happiest man in the world when those crazy Christians go away.
2 years ago 9
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How can the baby be a Christian ? the baby can't even speak or walk ?
2 years ago 5
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So, what ... they go up NAKED??!!!! Imagine looking up to see all of those fat fundies flying to the stars!
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Funny as hell... god for a laugh not much else.
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i hope everyone knows rexella van impe, like her husband jack are mail order PhD's.
they no more are doctors of anything than is the cookie monster!
rather, they are bullshit artists of the first order who know nothing of the future.
tell us rexella, if you can predict the future so well, why couldn't you predict the accident you were in and then prevent it?
bull shit artists and fear mongers, in it for the money. that's all they are!
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@chilimaker2011 ... But he'll burn us all in hell eternally if we don't love him back the right way, yeah? Whether we're Gandhi or Stalin, all non-Christians deserve the same eternal punishment, yeah?
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@sastri0918 Babies are accepted in Christ because they are too young for understanding and accountability.
Once you hear about Jesus dying on the cross for you and are old enough ( and not severely mentally handicapped) to understand, the decision is yours to make. Jesus said "I am the Way the Truth, the Life, and no one can get to the Father (God) but by Me (Jesus). Choose life.
Let Jesus break the chains that are binding your heart and mind. He loves you now, even if you say "no" to him.
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Those screams make the video!
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millions of Christians will vanish?? Maybe the world learn tolerance afterwards..
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...I think you should have used a Homer Simpson "woohoo!" as the disappearing sound effect. =)
dfulwilder 8 months ago
@dfulwilder ... But then no-one would take the video seriously! :)
otherfunk 8 months ago
uhhh I hate to bust ur bubble but I am christian, heck I thought that the vid was funny, oh and nice cradle fo filth opener, I have that cd.
theclashofretards 2 years ago
cool beans :)
otherfunk 2 years ago