This is a song I wrote for my Wizard Rock band, 5 Points for Gryffindor. All of our songs are parodies (a la Weird Al) of songs that already exist, because I suck at writing music.
This is my first attempt at playing a full song while singing and I only took a couple practice takes before getting this one, so it is far from perfect.
Viva la Voldie - 5 Points for Gryffindor
Words: Julie Wurm
Music: Coldplay
He used to rule the world
Seas would rise when he'd raise his wand
Now no one's mourning now that he's gone
Glad the Evil Lord is done
He used to talk to snakes
With fear his enemies would shake
Listened to the thoughts and minds
Used Legilimency and Occlumency
One minute his hexes flew
Shot at three, killed only two
He had discovered that his curses break
Against an old magic love that cannot be faked
I hear the Wizarding bells ringing
Halfblood, Muggleborn choirs are singing
Be my Auror, my counter-curse
Cuz Voldie's seen better and we've seen worse
For some reason he can't explain
One small boy could take down
Even an Evil Lord
Cuz Voldemort won't rule the world
There was the waking of a baby boy
Saved by his mother's love and joy
A flash of green light and a shattered crib
People couldn't believe, the Boy Who Lived
Dumbledore will never turn
From the day You-Know-Who returns
Just a fractured soul without a home
Oh, stealing the Philosopher's Stone
I hear the Wizarding bells ringing
Halfblood, Muggleborn choirs are singing
Be my Auror, my counter-curse
Cuz Voldie's seen better and we've seen worse
For some reason he can't explain
He knows that Potter will end his game
Never an Evil Lord
Cuz Voldemort won't rule the world
Cute song!
thedemonhedgehog 6 months ago
goooood job miss wurm , lol
killahxtara90 9 months ago