Dirty ditties, lewd limericks and puerile poems: A tag

These are the tagged-
http://www.youtube.com/user/decojuicer
http://www.youtube.com/user/dynamiteruby
http://www.youtube.com/user/nelliediddle
http://www.youtube.com/user/rtottenc

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• dirty
• songs
• limericks
• poems
• lewd
• puerile
• filthy
• tag

[debbieomi]

AHA! You're the one that started this madness! I am loving it.

DonQ tagged me so I'll have my contribution by week's end.

[TheMudbrooker]

@debbieomi Yes I did start the madness, and I'm glad I did, It's been going around like head lice in a kindergarten class!!

[owlcowl]

"There was a young man from Glengarridge The fruit of a scrofulous marriage He buggered his mother And sucked off his brother And chewed up his sister's miscarriage"

That one's never been topped -- or bottomed, as one may choose to see it.

[TheMudbrooker]

@owlcowl Damn, that is tough to beat!

[billseybob]

uno mas (one more )

there once was a cardinal from kent

who's penis was so long and bent

he'd fold it in two

as he started to screw

and instead of cumming he went.

[TheMudbrooker]

@billseybob :)

[billseybob]

@TheMudbrooker

hi i would like to add to the madness

there once was an amorous abbott

and as young boys did pass he would grab it

he said just for fun

that he'd like to do nun

but its too hard to get in the habit

[gregcnz]

@owlcowl Lets call it a draw. ;-D

[owlcowl]

@TheMudbrooker: "Damn, that is tough to beat!" For shock value, it surely is (it goes far beyond merely "smutty"). Once you encounter it, you dont easily forget it. But just contemplate the kind of imagination that came up with it in the first place!

Actually, its probably better not to contemplate it.

[owlcowl]

@gregcnz: Actually, yours is much better by the criterion of clever wordplay, with all the rhymes & assonance. The one i quoted is nonpareil only as the apex of versifying grossness.

[gregcnz]

@owlcowl That is very good. I do think that this is in the same league..

There once was a man from Uppingham

Wjo stood on the bridge at Buckingham

Watching the stunts

Of the cunts in the punts

And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking'em