Retarded Segway

Certain early Segway models had the ability to virtually "park" themselves, remaining upright even when no one was on them. The Segway i2, however, likes to keep going forward. The frequent result? A slightly demented Segway. Enjoy.

(PS - The Anthony referred to at the end of the video is actually a genius with an IQ likely higher than everyone viewing the video. We just like to make fun.) :-)

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[ztrawhcs]

Hi everyone,

I assure you the 10 ounce lock has nothing to do with it. The Segway does the exact same thing whether it's on or off.

I love my Segway -- I just thought this was amusing. :-)

[malagarcha]

parkinson segway????????

[Holliezilla]

sorry but he sounds like a penis

[MrChetwannabe]

wow your a fucking numpty idiot, "and uh he'll do this for hours, it's perfectly content to sit there like a ....uhh retarded german shepard"... excuse but you are the retard. a german shepard is a brillat animal and wouldn't sit there and run into a wall. you're the retard because you bought a fuckin segway, the most useless idiotic invention ever concieved. ride a bike you tool or get a fuckin car like any normal person, fuckin hipster douche bag piece of shit

[thesniffysniffy]

i like it how he tells her to turn off the camera before he beats her

[Aetherex]

This is happening because you added U-Lock on the shaft. The additional weight shifts the center of mass to forward and Segway senses this as a forward input in which case it gets driven forward. You won't have this issue if the center of mass is balanced. I have very extensive experience with building Segway.

[kevob26]

I just wouldn't park it in front of the stairs where people walk....

[TheMikebeckham]

its called an ADD Segway. Didnt get its meds that morning, signed Segway Mike

[DudleyaSetchellii]

"like a Perpetual motion machine" ha ha. Has a battery.

Problem is the closed loop feed back control is off, or not calibrated properly, adjust it. Problem solved.

[tv321123]

you need to tap the floor mat off it with you foot

[33crowdog]

So you are a graduate of law school, and you use something as politically incorrect as "retarded" I am not that big of a PC police, but this is a little much.