Oh My Portfolio (Where Did You Go)

Love in the time of recession....

Remember when we started out, we didnt have very much
Just our dreams, our hopes and your tender touch
We couldnt pay our bills, or even afford our rent
But in the 90 we soared, our relationship grew
We traded mutual funds and stocks and bonds, and ETFs too
Just like Oprahs ass each year you grew by 40 percent

I guess I shouldnt have stayed in the market so long
I thought it was strong, but I guess I was wrong
Now instead of mine, its your time of the month that I dread
And babe, its not my fault that I got laid off
At least we didnt give all our money to Madoff
But I guess it wasnt better than buying Citi stock instead

CHORUS
Oh my portfolio, where did you go?
You have gone so far down, Ive never felt so low
Please tell me youll come back, please tell me that its not the end
Oh my portfolio, where did you go?
Exactly what went wrong, I dont think Ill ever know
I cant stand to think that Ill have to start again

Now Im doing anything that I can to save a dime
Im even using toilet paper one sheet at a time
Its a dirty game, but you do whatcha gotta do
Now there may be an unpleasant odor on my finger
But the scent of savings will truly linger
If I just make this last roll last until 2022

The recessions even making our love life less romantic
Cant afford pay per-view, now we use National Geographic
Cant bear to open my legs, when all my favorite stores have closed
You always loved me before, but do you still think Im a winner
Now we eat Mickey Ds for breakfast, lunch and dinner
And its not my body, but my nest egg thats been exposed

CHORUS

Why cant we try again, lets get back in the dance
We can take it slow, lets give it one more chance
Lets try to make it up a little bit at a time
Just like Grandma said bout Grandpa, that night in the car
It might take twice as long to get it up half as far
I really wish we could end this song with a better rhyme

CHORUS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• recession
• depression
• stock market
• citigroup
• madoff
• dow
• toilet paper

[SuperBumblee]

what's the real name this original music?please

[VengaProductions]

@SuperBumblee - it's original music and lyrics

[emb11103]

what song was this oringinelly

[VengaProductions]

It's an original song

[masata3000]

sorry i couldnt watch it all, i like it better when u use someone elses song...miss Julie...this girl is alright but Julie was better... :'( not as good

[halfirishrover]

Witty lyrics, but the subject matter is still a little sensitive. I'll laugh more once time has passed and I've... um...gotten it up again.

How about this for an alternate to the final verse line:

"I really wish our liaison didn't feel so subprime."

[gdizzle943]

:( no more julie k :'( she was teh shit :D

[EastCoastDude]

The lady in the vid is nice. But Julie K is missed. Guess she and Howie must be splitsville, what a shame.

[glzgowlass]

This is good, but I wish you still had Julie on your video's, You guys were good together.

[Kilia40]

What happened to julie k ? I liked her better!