How To Score At a Wedding

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Play your cards right, and your buddy's nuptials can be nookie central for you.

To complete this How-To you will need:

Charm
Discretion
A sense of humor
A baby to dance with

Step 1: Circulate and smile

Let your social animal run free. Work the crowd, introduce yourself, and keep the conversation flowing.

Tip: Don't ignore couples, kids, and grandparents. Impress just one, and you'll have an automatic wingman.

Step 2: Show your best side

Show your best side to the opposite sex. If you're a girl, ask if someone knows the score of the game. If you're a guy, now's the time to boogie with that toddler.

Tip: If you're drinking, don't get too drunk. You'll just embarrass yourself.

Step 3: Keep it real

When you meet that knock-out, keep the conversation light, and devote some time to finding out a bit about them. Be charming and down to earth. Hotties can detect a phony faster than it takes to say "I do."

Step 4: Participate

Have fun with all the silly wedding conventions, and make your object of desire your partner in crime. When you're a team, watch the "hokey pokey" turn from an embarrassment into an aphrodisiac.

Tip: Don't overdo it. Being too interested in the wedding activities will just make you look creepy.

Step 5: Give a compliment

Find a sincere reason to give that special person a little boost. Keep your compliment fresh and original, and steer clear of anything clichéd or pre-planned.

Step 6: Be discreet

Whatever your arrangements are, keep the details quiet. Your date will be thrilled that you can both have fun while keeping things on the down low.

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[michaelthonger]

you will need:

charm

wit

a nine inch dick

[multipurposetool]

Make one for how to score at a funeral please!

[bentotheclarke]

he's way out of her league

[notpointed]

@multipurposetool that's easy: offer her comfort, offer her even more comfort, say you're not there for sex, let her go home without having made a move on her (if anything she will make the moves), enjoy sex about two days later

[soonermagic24]

0:48 how about popping that fuckin zit before making your move

[jogeryjogo]

Just rape the bride, shes not allowed to see the groom until they get to the alter, so her vagina is just ripe for the takin.

[FireEmblemDemon]

@michaelthonger VERY WITTY.... LOL

[bong264]

what happens if you score with the bride?

[Tattas999]

Wait... is this a video about f*cking on the altar?!

Make sure the Priest doesn't join in.

[brandonr85]

I might need this in a month or so at my brother's wedding. :D

[randigaleandtk]

@starscreamthe7th  And did you know that 97% of those statistics are made up on the spot?

[Guadalupe60660]

P.S. NOOO