F..K ME I'M OFF!

Two burglars get a fright when they break into a house fitted with the AMCO alarm monitoring and immedate re-action system!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• burglar
• burglary
• prank
• thief
• caught
• blooper

[MONLEON10]

Re "fireamusmus" - He is right! You must be a burglar. But when we've been told to "F Off" the crooks have "F Offed themselves in double quick time. Only 4 times in 15 years have they grabbed something small on the way out!

Interestingly, just 2 weeks ago a gang of safebreakers left both their tools and their (stolen) van behind in their haste to leave after being challenged. The following night 2 other burglars weren't so quick. 5 police cars and an overhead helicopter ensured their capture.

[fireamusmus]

Should have used real CCTV footage instead of this fake crap... "I'm off"? Do you honestly think a burglar in Britain today would say that? If anything they'd shout "fuck off" at the operator before lifting the tv.

[MONLEON10]

@fireamusmus - You are right! You must be a burglar. Whenever we've been told to "F Off" the crooks have "F Offed themselves in double quick time. Only 4 times in 15 years have they grabbed something small on the way out!

Interestingly, just 2 weeks ago a gang of safebreakers left both their tools and their (stolen) van behind in their haste to leave after being challenged. The following night 2 other burglars weren't so quick. 5 police cars and an overhead helicopter ensured their capture.

[kleesin]

This wouldn't happen if they had stairs in their house.

[lolyarly]

voted 5, go hog wild!

[fireamusmus]

@MONLEON10 Lol yeah, maybe I should take it up, I'd probably earn more. I'm waiting for the monitored CCTV to be fitted with mini-guns then you can count me in.

[Anrewguitar]

viral video phail

[perv33]

I came.

[rafigirl123]

even B^U thinks this sucks

[thechest]

viral epic phallus

[thegruvmeister]

WOW THAT WAS SUCH AN EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOL

PS: You suck