What's Your Zombie Plan?

Steps to survival:
1) Assemble your group. 4-5 is best, but make sure they know what they're doing.
2) Make a plan. Wandering around isn't the way to go. Destination, Transportaion, Mobilization.
3) Train. Mr. Chubby won't make it far when you're on the run.
4) Keep your eyes open for the signs. The news won't understand what's happening; that's your job.

When they come....
-Don't be a hero. Nobody's life is more important than your own.
-One bite = One less party member. Put them down before they get hungry.
-Go for the head. Don't listen to the video games.
-Unless you're in a fortress, keep on the move. Wild turkey is harder to get than farm-bred.
-Mysterious wound? Not looking so hot? Unexplicable case of the munchies? Shoot first, ask questions when it's all over.


When the zombies come, it's time for the sci-fi geeks out there to shine: we're the only ones who will see it coming. And when it does.... We told them so.

Not my vid. Video and Red v. Blue (c) RoosterTeeth

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[theperson084]

Where is the best place to hide?

[dabeast711]

@theperson084 Unless you have a literal fortress, usually it's best to just keep on the move.

[123musiccomedy]

Yo retards.....the people who think they are experts at zombies...... How can u be an expert of things that dont excist?

[dabeast711]

@123musiccomedy Just because it hasn't happened yet, doesn't mean it won't. Wait until you're dinner, then we'll see who was ready.

[Furygon3456]

did you read the zombie survival guide?

[DCT2297]

Hey Tex bet it's been a while since you had fresh meat:)

[robsayan1]

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[notintheface1]

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[DJWhiteT55]

i wat brian moaning moaning

[theperson084]

@dabeast711 so where is the best place to hide?