Anor Londo: A Musical Tribute

This is my musical tribute to Dark Souls, set to the tune of the most beautiful song ever written.

LYRICS:

"Anor Londo"

Anor Londo, why are you such a cock sucker?
A top to bottom mother fucker and not much fun
Oh, you're a hard one
You see this grown adult cryin'
And if I keep on dyin'
Me and Dark Souls are done

Don't you try to fight those Huge Knights
They'll crush you if they're able
You know you just sprint on, and never let go of "B"

Now it seems to me, that you're not
"Pretty much like Fable"
Don't know why the guy at GameStop lied to me

Anor Londo, you might be worse than Sen's Fortress
You got me climbing a buttress and fallin' back down
My Drake Sword, my Drake Sword, it couldn't cut crepes here
And if I ever escape here, I'm goin' back to Blightown

Don't you feel just a little bit bad for me
Throwing my controller like I'm playin' Wii
Flipped up a table, and then I yelled at my cat
It occurred to me as I bled and died,
That It's A Wonderful Life must have lied
Because when I rang the bells
The angels turned their backs

Anor Londo, why are you such a cock sucker?
A top to bottom mother fucker and not much fun
Oh, you're a hard one
You see this grown adult cryin'
And if I keep on dyin'
Me and Dark Souls are done

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• dark
• souls
• anor
• londo