Eddie Izzard's Noah's Ark

Clip from his show. From his show Stripped. What do you mean 7 disslikes? Some people! Happy now DeadshotDivinity?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Eddie
• Izzard
• Noah's
• Ark
• God

[Farsight20]

nine dislikes. Although I enjoy the video. Just not the disrespectful arrogant comments.

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

@Farsight20 YouTube allows you to dislike comments if you want. Either way, glad you liked it.

[fluffyzhangfei]

pt1While i support Mr. izzards theory that noah did not have 2 of every animal on his boat. because i mean you need some good technology to take care of lizards and penguins on the same boat that's a lot of different environments. and like seals and squids and things ehy would you put them in the boat? put some leashes on those things and let them run alongside it. oh and you cant put a lion and a deer ina boat and get off the boat with a lion and a deer. anyway if you get everyone in the world

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

@fluffyzhangfei Haha. I'm with you there brother/sister!

[DeadshotDivinity]

That better description is taking a while.

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

@DeadshotDivinity Hahaha. Updated just for you :)

[trekgeek1]

@narlycat

If you flooded the world with salt or fresh water, it would either kill all fresh water animals or salt water animals. You can't mix all the water in the world and have radically different animals survive. Given that the majority of the water in the world is salt, and presuming that this rain would be fresh water, it's safe to assume that every aquatic animal would have been screwed. One more reason this is just another story of creation from a species that loves narrative.

[firemaninheaven]

@karezza6 go fuck your self, I am sorry you have no sense of humor, but don't blame other people you BASTERD PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

[cw71017]

@herpderpmonkey Actually, you always seemed to get the same answer: God works in mysterious ways.

[nationalistactivist]

This man supports Labour. But the Labour25 has a bad name for itself after beasting all those children. find the true story on w w w . Labour25.com Iam not a troll, go see for yourself.

[HearMySinging]

@TomVodkaCollins Agreed

[AMuseSingWorld]

Oh come on, read the book, it hadn't rained yet silly people. That's why everyone thought Noah was nuts for building a big boat in the middle of no where.

[davenathan2002]

"We found a child..."

Spent the rest of the video laughing.

[bgreen97]

I did not enjoy the video but I am going to like it because i just masturbated and i am in a good mood

[herpderpmonkey]

Questions I asked as a child (as well as any other kid):

1. How did animals get placed back into multiple regions the world afterward?

2. How did animals survive for 40 days without food & not eat each other?

3. How did ants and other matriarchal species (& 300,000+ insect species) survive?

4. How did the plants survive?

5. How did antarctic animals like penguins get there?

6. Elephants eat 600 lb a day...

7. TONS more questions that noone answered when I asked AS A CHILD.