A Day in Meta Knight's Life

Warning to those under 13, given some potential audience: there is cursing in this, something that is natural, as Meta Knight will explain, since I offered him to do the commentary anyway because he was OOC as a necessity. Meta Knight?

Meta Knight: "Thank you, Mr. Master Knight. *ahem* I went through with supporting Mr. Master Knight on this spin-off of 'A Day in Dracula's Life' because I too was getting tired of the Stop Having Fun Guys, who even came up with 9 tiers for far fewer characters than there are Pokemon, and their accusing me of being........what was the term again? Oh yeah. Broken. Seriously, people, if you want to complain, then fight me with my Meta Knightmare Ultra moves. I normally have patience as opposed to Mr. Master Knight, who seems to be angry so often thanks to some Hyphy Movement, San Francisco Bay Area residents who would prove that it doesn't deserve to be called the "Yay Area", shallow girls who would say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock him, and Oakland rioters. Don't ask me, I don't know the specifics. But I am calm and reserved like in Revenge of Meta Knight, which is how I'm playing against type in this. Of course, since I support this, you can be sure I'd rather prove myself to not be broken.

"And I think Mr. Master Knight also mentioned something about an idea of upping the damage ratio, just to shut down some chaingrabs or something. That would, however, tone up projectiles, like the spammable one that 'Belmont' used as the equivalent to "Hydro Storm." Speaking of 'Belmont', he hates how overpowered his projectile is and the ridiculous synergy he has with it, and hopes that in the next SSB that said projectile gets toned down. And yes, the boosts from 'Maria' was just a meager increase in Intelligence. That's more than enough to be able to counteract my close-range style.

"By the way, I have to admit: beating up Wario was a little fun, probably because he chose to indulge in gross humor. I suspect that's part of why Mr. Master Knight set him up to be Werewolf. Though come to think of it, Snake, Marth, Wario and myself are all placed in higher tiers. I can't really see Wario any higher than middle, though. Only reason I can think of would be being a heavyweight with a very versatile recovery, but beyond that, his attacks have horribly short range or lag issues. Marth and I can at least hit from a decent distance without too many lag issues. *sigh* Well, I'm done."

Thank you, Meta Knight.

Off topic, but I recently gave thought to something I want, and I realized a little something that can be....well, faulty with it. And there's somebody who may feel bothered with it, because he probably wants the same thing too. *sigh* I'm not apologizing, though, he didn't bother to tell me if this is the case, which is the freaking stupidity I get from girls and old teachers. What's bad about that? It's basically treating me like Hannibal and giving me bloody Shut Up Hannibal. I'm s-wait, no I'm not sorry. Shut Up Hannibal at least can provide arguments, no matter how cheap and shallow. This doesn't provide a single one except contact cutoff.

Anyway, remember, people: PEACH CAN'T BEAT OLIMAR!

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[Metyfangirl09]

O_O sommeone has tourettes... :D btw extremely funny vid

[MasterKnightDH]

@Metyfangirl09 I didn't make the audio, but I did make the video. Thanks anyway.

[Sofia6wow]

Nice voice. xD

[MasterKnightDH]

I didn't make the audio at all. I used somebody else's voicing that they provide for free.

[Zyymurgy]

All you did was flip between stock images of Brawl characters and a couple battles. :\ You could have AT LEAST put in text or something else funny, like Kajet did. Poor effort.

[RinaUsaHime]

i agree... some text would have been funny

[Metyfangirl09]

;) ur welcome

[MasterKnightDH]

You put too much emphasis on text anyway. And there's already enough here to begin with, especially in the annotations.

[MasterKnightDH]

I didn't make the audio. It comes from "A Day in Dracula's Life." And I use Snake as Death because he's 2nd place in the tiers, which I'm trying to deconstruct. (Wario's position as 3rd place, however, is a coincidence; this video came out before the newest tier list.)

[Quarma]

Cool, but why did every voice need modulation? I you think about it, Death would be the only one with one, considering his is the only one with an unnatural voice. It's that Fridge Logic that makes me rate 4/5.

[MasterKnightDH]

You miss the video's point. And there is text: "Pit's Intelligence went up by 1 rank."