Re: Jesus loves you

Apparently this video was made by satan.

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[Wesley Snaggletooth]

You don't understand Christian doctrine at all, it's really quite simple.

Jesus (who is also God) made his own mother pregnant using his secret disguise of God.

Many people have a different name for people who have sex with their own mother, and it’s usually not “God”.

Remember that “God sacrificed God to God, to save God's creations from God”.

[Riketz]

If that asshole God is the boss, and wants to make threats, and never give any pay, I quit.

[julius heisl]

our parents punish us because they want us to change our behaviour or they cant control their anger. you cant change after an eternal punishment because its eternal. gods punishment is not a punishment its simply a revange or an act of sadism.

I dont see why someone should suffer for gods mental health issues.

good news: god is just in your head.

to your last remarkd -- I love when xtians talk about objective morality :D

[Hobbit85BB]

According to the Bible Jesus was innocent. Or maybe it's wrong?

In both cases I'm not supporting this guy.

[Inclemency17]

Fair enough :) , There is however a presumption of innocence in your comment, it assumes you are the judge on who is innocent and who is not. But if it disturbs you then I'm glad you give honest answers at least.

[Hobbit85BB]

"Why not accept a free gift?"

I don't really want to accept murdering an innocent person just because the murderer thought I was doing some bad shit. It's quite disturbing for me, if you ask.

[Inclemency17]

Question: Why would he send me to hell if he loves me?

Rebuttal: This is a loaded question. It assumes that someone who punishes you does not love you. Our parents will punish us when we do wrong and they love us unconditional.

Good News: Our sin has already been paid for by Jesus (simply believe and you can avoid this punishment)

My question: Why not accept a free gift?

Last remarks: God is the creator, he decides what is fair and what isn't. It can be frustrating I know

Thanks for reading :)

[nintendawesome]

its simple yah see neither of them exist hell doesnt exist and neither does heaven so yah that should clear it out for yah.

[rhythmgal09]

wow.... u r awesum man.. god fucks a woman to give birth to himself.... that is incredible... thats the best thing i have ever heard.. plz make a documentary on this.. it will certainly win an oscar on the best comedy thriller documentary films.. i bow to u.. im gonna obey u.... LMFAO!!!

[Derick Jackson]

wow, your god sure sound like a massive childish prick

[Witch King]

Sauron bitches!!!

[12345TheRonan]

I think you got trolled, but I don't know. Some people are very very oh how shall I put this nicely.... Brainwashed?