Shover Robot Campaign Ad

Can we really trust the pusher robot? No! He is malfunctioning! Only the shover robot can protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.

SHOVER ROBOT IN 2008!

Credits:
myself - animation and narration
nothing nothings - music
zarf - voice synth
Jonathon Robinson - original TSOS robot artwork (used with permission)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• terrible
• secret
• space
• robot
• politics
• shover
• pusher
• robots
• saddam
• hussein

[skraushaar]

The shover robot has yet to bring to the table scientific proof that pushing down the stairs is what we need. It is common knowledge that much of the world needs bread shoved down their throats. The pusher robot knows this, and is therefore more qualified to protect us from the terrible secret of space.

[taradinoc]

@skraushaar Of course it seems like "common knowledge" when the only way for scientists to get grants anymore is to go along with the pro-shoving agenda. Galileo was persecuted for daring to speak truths that the knowledge establishment of his time found inconvenient, just like the shover robot is persecuted today. But if we band together, we can fight the MSM's lies and elect the shover robot in 2012!

[julongarm]

The pusher robot is the one to trust, I need shoving not pushing!!

[taradinoc]

Astroturfing, eh? Just how much is the pusher robot paying you??

[captslappy]

Please go and stand by the stairs!

[FishKnight]

two sides of the same coin

wake up sheeple

[Greenman1147]

why did the shover robot push me to the stairs where the pusher robot proceded to shove me down them?

[soraboy93]

@atomicwave a lot of people live in single floor buildings and don't have short steps,either.

[skraushaar]

@taradinoc You dare to compare your robot to Galileo? I can see how his unholy pushing has corrupted the minds of so many! The Pusher Robot stands for truth, for the ways we have known to work for centuries! 4 long years we have waited to reap the results of pushing. We've seen nothing. All the protection we had been promised from the terrible secret of space has amounted to not. With the world economy in turmoil, who will pray with me to return to the holy work of shoving the bread?

[atomicwave]

3 people don't have stairs in their house. 

[genesismindworks]

I'M WITH THE SHOVER ROBOT.

[jros83]

Shovs love to talk about protecting us from the "terrible secret of space" but people forget that it was a shov who first armed and trained space. also shovs are more concerned with space than they are health care. shovs only care about the top 1%.