Fred Is an Asshole - Episode Three: A few questions for God

I ask Jesus a few of the hard questions nobody seems to have the balls to ask. (but seriously, you'd better have balls because you need them to get into heaven)

Sorry about the lighting, this is the best kind of video I can make at 1:00am on a Saturday morning ;)

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Sources:

Kings 2:23 - 2:24
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Exodus 4:23 - 4:26
And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.

Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.

So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jesus
• God
• Satan
• Questions
• Few
• Fred
• Cipriano
• Atheist
• Christian

[punchpringle1]

Black kids in Africa. They can stare without blinking. Even when flies are climbing on their eyeball.

God, what are they starting at so intently?

[LovelyYTRocks]

Buddha isn't really a God, he was just an Indian walking across Asian teaching people that material goods is not all there is to life.

Good shit, broseph, God was probably "testing our faiths" for the lulz.

I put a foreskin on your penis so you can get it chopped off when you're a baby, making you cry and bleed for days.