Andy Rooney Talks Tools (CBS)

Andy Rooney praises the modern day inventions of scotch tape and elastic bands, but laments a bulky, black telephone that he can't do without. (CBSNews.com)

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• Andy Rooney
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• 60 Minutes

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Andy is a testament to the idea that you're never too old to sit around wasting time thinking about crazy sh*t.

[AJBSONIC]

Telephones (or at least cell phones) *can* have different sounds depending on who is calling. It's called custom ringtones, Andy =)

[Hamarin123456789]

Hammer a great tool of the modern times?

[Sparisi1122]

@OldTimerGuy58 I don't hate the guy. Plenty of people don't stop criticizing people they disagree with who have died. If doing that was somehow wrong and insensitive notice my comment was 6 months ago. Maybe my problem was not respecting the living, or somehow predicting he would be dead 6 months later lol

[Derenk83]

@OldTimerGuy58 Mr Rooney wasn't dead when they wrote those things... not that they should have said anything at all.

[OldTimerGuy58]

@Sparisi1122 Why would you say that? Have some respect for the dead!!

[OldTimerGuy58]

@AJBSONIC You shouldnt be saying things like that! The man just died!

[TomBrooklyn]

Where can a copy of Andy's first televised essay be found? The one he did for PBS when CBS refused to air it and he therefore quit them. The one entitled An Essay on War.

[jacobrosskleinberg]

rip andy rooney

[samskies96]

1 person used the mirror

[teddygrammm]

the only tool andy rooney doesn't seem to have is a set of clippers to trim his disgusting fingernails

[MrPinkFlammingo]

USE THE SCOTCH TAPE AND MIRROR TO RIP OUT YOUR EXCESS EYEBROW HAIR!