terry wogan - the floral dance

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[Saternalius]

With that bunch of flowers, he looks like the World's most hilarious Morrissey impersonator!

[LadyOpenshaw]

I think Wogan should enter Eurovision with this....

Would be a beautiful moment if he won.

[Larry Fogarty]

was watching ol west brit wogan on tv 2 day...he got his wig cut for maggies funeral..lol

[Richard Sharpe]

Sorry Sir Tel your a great broadcaster but not a great singer sorry

[Duncan Toms]

I wonder if that's where Morrissey got the idea!

[Colum Rogers]

Haha! Yo go Terry!!!!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Wogan is, in fact, more Morrissey than Morrissey. Instead of taking the predictable route of performing a song with overtly bleak and hopeless lyrics, he subverts a supposedly innocuous and cheerful cod folk song by singing it out of key, wearing ghasty clothes and a wig, in front of a shoddily designed set and before an audience of unbelievably ugly youngsters dressed in 1970s rags. He thus creates a moment of wrist-slashing nihilistic bleakness that even the darkest Smiths songs never managed

[ZINCOVIX8754]

With a black strawed welcome mat stapled on top of his Irish Faberge,bedroom sex smile and the seemingly pleasant demeanor in which he oozed,you would be mistaken for thinking he was a leg breaker,but you would be right.This thrill seeking homosapien is in fact a top spy working for the UK govt,with a license to test flight your ass off high buildings into bottle banks,garrote you blue with tanned tights, whilst listening to Glenn medeiros and double cramp yer belly with irish floor sweep.legend

[asbosaxon]

who bought this piece of shit song?

[Magicalfox99]

TOTP 1978 brought me here

[brett symington]

The Fat Bloke down the pub used to sing his own words to this when it was on the jukebox "He thought he heard the raspy tunes,of back door bottom burps sounding like bassoons,Terry couldn't hold it so he did it in his pants,what an awful stench in the floral dance"......

[yzerbloke]

Nil Poin!. What you can't see is the fireing squad who pushed the TOTP audience who drew the short straws to go and gig a gig in front of him pretending to be happy enjoying themselves for the cameras. Wogan was to singing what Cyril Smith (with the greatest of respect ) was to handgliding with as much talent as a one legged arse kicker.