Wireless neckband allows first voiceless phone call

With this I assume stupid people (people that can't talk) will be able to communicate verbally now :) that's awesome

soon where going to have no legs and arms and no mouths

It's already pretty close to being functional, if it improves like most technology, we'll be using this in 5 years no sweat

Rush, hold shtill.. I gotta shee of your wearing the ribbon which meansh your the evil BEamshipCaptain twin. ah boy

wait, hold shtill, I gotta check your wrisht... I know we tied a black ribbon to the wrisht of the evil twin'sh arm. Whoda thought: BEamshipCaptain twinsh!! ah... it messhes up everything. All the Beamshipsh have shtarted drinking cause of theshe two guysh.. ah ship.. I am not to funk to druck, shtop shaying that.. shober bashterdsh. You try typing after drinkgo[na widin myucg idofbn ek imposshible. ah hell.. shorry about your cat, buddy, catsh'll clean my puke off ';themshelvesh... ah

He meansh all you jerksh who rippsh off our family namesh.
I'm JImBeamship, hi (reelsh drunkenly). You met my brothersh, the captain twinsh. I can't tell em apart, drivesh me to drink. We tried tying thish black ribbonsh to the evil twin'sh wrisht so'sh we could tell em apart... but he'sh too shmart: he took it off!! Jusht provesh he'sh the evil twin, tryin to hide it sho folksh thinksh he'sh the good twin. ah...oh god
everybody on youtube try to guessh which is whish.. oh god
I gotta puke

Even Beamship officers must obey the law. The law must apply to EVERYONE, or it means nothing. You are an impersonator.

He'sh your brother, you guysh need to hold shtill mom saysh to bring you both home NOW.. whoa. Saysh you guysh can play with the liftersh in the backyard inshtead of other peoplsh yardsh. Whosh yard ish thish? We got another shientisht in the neighborhood? Maybe thish guy can help me with my shtill??
Wait wait, some back!! ah hell I couldn't tell if he had the black ribbon on hish arm. mom ish gonna kill me if I don't catch the twinsh and bring em home.. ah whoa (reelsh drunkenly)

"This technique should make them easier to catch, and prosecute. "

If your "technique" is anything like your "scientific method" , then i don't have much to worry about, eh?